the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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rjs246

When I was in third grade I told some fat girl that she was fat. So she took her pencil and stabbed me in the leg. The graphite tip broker off under the skin and never worked its way out. It was visible as a little gray spot on my leg forever but I hadn't thought about it in years. So last night I looked and sure enough, that shtein is still there. I've never once regretted calling her fat. Fat bitch.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhanInDC

Ha. I had a similar thing happen around third or fourth grade. I can't even remember how the pencil point got under my skin. A few years ago when I was in getting out of the Marines and doing a final physical, they found it and had it removed. When they took it out, it still looked sharpened, like I had just stuck it in there an hour prior. Strange shtein.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Yeti

I have a "Silver Jet" pellet lodged in my skull.  They found it a few years ago during an MRI. 
A bunch of us had a BB gun war when we were in high school.  The original rules were one pump on an air rifle with BB's.

It escalated rapidly.

"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Geowhizzer


MadMarchHare

They did say it was crushed so bad it couldn't be re-attached.  I mean, Jesus, it was torn off his body by blunt force trauma, and he didn't notice.  How much H was this guy on?
Anyone but Reid.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PoopyfaceMcGee

She's making new friends.  BTW, the guy being on the cell phone is classic.  It's almost better than if he had his hands behind his head.

SD_Eagle5


Susquehanna Birder


Diomedes

Damn, I hadn't thought of that.  Now I care a little bit.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Beermonkey

Quote from: SD_Eagle on August 16, 2007, 07:41:08 AM
Hope Phreak's alright. Picked a hell of a time to visit Peru.


I've had that country cross my mind twice, once when I heard he was going & now today.

SD_Eagle5

Phreak posted this message via myspace:
QuoteI am okay
Body:  Yeah, so there was an earthquake in Lima today. But I had not arrived yet when it struck, so I am fine. It hit while I was in the air. Everyone is pretty shook up here though. Apparently it was a big one. I have not seen any damage yet, but then again I have not explored any yet either.

So yeah...anyways...I left my phone in Austin too...so if anyone tries to call me, no luck. I'll get your messages when I get back to the states in 9 days.

Hentz

PoopyfaceMcGee


Phanatic

I was once in a 8.1. Luckily there wasn't much to the little Island I was living on, but it was pretty freaky.

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