the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yea probably. I love you, replica of Boomhower from King of the Hill.

Dang ol' Boomhauer, man, tell you 'bout myself woowee turn ons ladies and back seats man sunsets fast cars man, yup love that CK1 like catnip, turn-offs uhuh women golfers man love that Bob Dylan like a rolling stone what'd he say, brief man myself yup dang ol' internet man. Go www.click click click naked chicks yup that's all me uhuh on the next biography man.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Pretty much, more than likely I'll pick out their best queen and stick with that size. 2k will probably get me their best kingsdown queen size.

Kingsdown = teh win.... Wife and I will probably get one of those as a Christmas present to each other.

[Susquehanna Birder]

The taxes these chumps come up with are ridiculous. I have to pay a tax to leave South America...like $30.

It's just like New Jersey!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good point.

NYC too...I took it in the butt in tolls when I had to go up to LaGuardia.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Good point.

NYC too...I took it in the butt in tolls when I had to go up to LaGuardia.

You're missing the point.  All the tolls on Jersey bridges are going OUT of Jersey.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yes, I missed it. Stupid me. But the point about NYC still stands....

[Father Demon]

OK..  I tried having the secks with that slut again today.

We did it in the hot tub, we did it in the bed.

WHO'S THE STUD!!??!!

[Father Demon]

A St. Louis man who had accumulated the most child pornography ever seen in a criminal case in federal court in St. Louis got more than four years in prison today.
 
Jason Bilgere, 26, of the 5200 block of Blow Street, had almost 100,000 still images and 5,000 video files that contained child pornography on two hard drives and multiple CDs, prosecutors said. Some of the videos contained the rape of children and infants, according to prosecutors and court documents.
 
At least some of the children are younger than 12, and some images display "sadistic or masochistic conduct or other depictions of violence," Bilgere's plea agreement says.
 
Bilgere pleaded guilty to two felony counts of possession of child pornography in October after a jury had already been picked for his trial.
 
U.S. Attorney Catherine Hanaway has said that Bilgere had accumulated the largest collection of child porn ever seen in the Eastern District of Missouri.

Most ever seen?  Four years?  Blow Street?

That sentence sucks ass... 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

OK..  I tried having the secks with that slut again today.

We did it in the hot tub, we did it in the bed.

WHO'S THE STUD!!??!!

Once you do it on the couch or the hot tub, all you have to do is ask to stay, and 2nd helping is automatic.

[Sgt PSN]

OK..  I tried having the secks with that slut again today.

We did it in the hot tub, we did it in the bed.

WHO'S THE STUD!!??!!

Once you do it on the couch or the hot tub, all you have to do is ask to stay, and 2nd helping is automatic.

That's the difference between you married folk and true playas like myself.  Once I got done shagging her in the hot tub I hit the road. 

[Feva]

OK..  I tried having the secks with that slut again today.

We did it in the hot tub, we did it in the bed.

WHO'S THE STUD!!??!!

Once you do it on the couch or the hot tub, all you have to do is ask to stay, and 2nd helping is automatic.

Wow... I guess I'm slipping.  I've only ever banged her in the bed.  I gots work ta do.

[Susquehanna Birder]

She keeps stopping me. I just want to push her down and do her on the floor. Is that wrong?

[Seabiscuit36]

i wish they had a roofies option

[Sgt PSN]

I took her to the amusement park and she wanted to go on the log ride (there was no other option except to get on the thing).  So we go on the log ride and she gets pissed off because she got wet and sent me packing.  Now that I think about it, that's actually pretty realistic.  Women are dumb like that. 

[Rome]

$79,000 for a fricken acoustic guitar?!

Holy crap.