the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Sgt PSN]

[Denis Leary]And that's the problem folks.  We only want to save the cute animals.

"And what are you?"

"I'm an otter."

"And what do you do?"

"I swim around on my back and do cute little human tricks with my hands."

"You're free to go."

"And what are you?"

"I'm a cow."

"Get in the farging truck, pal."

"But I'm a cow, I have rights!"

"You're a farging baseball glove.  You want rights, here's your cousin now get in the farging truck!"[/Denis Leary]

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Lock N Load, or No Cure For Cancer?

[Sgt PSN]

No Cure for Cancer. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Thanks.

I'll be honest with you, I love his comedy, I do, I'm a Denis Leary fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "icehole".

[ice grillin you]

hes hilarious in whos the man

[phattymatty]

his career has kind of went downhill since Operation Dumbo Drop.

[Father Demon]

For all the CF Cassanovas

I got her passed out and on the bed.  When I tried to "make her more comfortable" she woke up and kicked me out of the house.

I wonder if she'll return my pants?

[Rome]

Hey watch your hands! We just meet and you are already trying to cop a feel?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a lousy 1.

Cockteasing bitch.

[Sgt PSN]

his career has kind of went downhill since Operation Dumbo Drop.

The cast and crew of Rescue Me says hi. 

And Leary did a stand up act a couple of years ago....I forget the name of it but it was absolutely hilarious. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k19t-PnCKo

Leary & Lenny Clarke in the Red Sox booth...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

For all the CF Cassanovas

I got her passed out and on the bed.  When I tried to "make her more comfortable" she woke up and kicked me out of the house.

I wonder if she'll return my pants?

Ha!  I got her to let me fondle her breasts, then she cut the date off.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Free BJ from this chick

MDS...your chance to score!

[Phanatic]

Umm, sorry but I'm not in the mood for naked horseplay tonight.
On a scale of 1 to 10 you rank a 6.

[MDS]

Free BJ from this chick

MDS...your chance to score!

Maybe I should just move into the trailer park and do it with my cousin instead.

[Father Demon]

You guys aren't trying hard enough.  I got her to flash me when I picked out the right constellation.