the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Every good wife should oblige to at least the occasional blow job.  Agreed.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Sometimes you need to give a little to get a little. Tell me you don't offer it to her.

[Seabiscuit36]

nope.  None for me,none for her

[Father Demon]

nope.  None for me,none for her

Recipe for success.

[Rome]

nope.  None for me,none for her

LOL.  That'll teach her.

[Diomedes]

so glad I'm not you

[Susquehanna Birder]

If it smells like fish, watch sports.

[Father Demon]

Absent Minded Play of the Day.

I'm in my company headquarters out near Denver.  Had to go use the john, so I grabbed part of the USA Today for some reading material.  I was reading through an article about the Sansa Wi-Fi MP3 player, and walked into the bathroom and into a stall.  As I was reading, the person next to me had a severe case of mud-butt going on, and it made me think of that thread and I chuckled a little bit to myself.  Then I heard someone walk in the bathroom, with a click-click-click of the shoes on the tile.  "Fag" I thought.  THEN...  I heard two people talking as they were washing their hands.....  and they were women.

Yes, I was in the women's room.  Horror embraced me as I tried to move my size 13 sneakers from any possible view.  Then I realized the mud-butt next to me was A CHICK.  I had to bite my tongue almost bloody and dig my fingers into the palm of my hands to not start laughing uncontrollably. 

Next, I realized I somehow had to escape, and hopefully not get caught.  I waited until mud-butt-chick was gone, and no one else was in.  I had already cleaned up and zipped up, so I was ready for an escape.  I bolted, hoping no one was outside the door.  Lucky me, the hallway was vacant.  I dashed into the men's room to wash up, and splash some water on my face.  Heart beating a million beats a minute, and sweat pouring down my brow.....

Holy shtein, that was terrifying.  But, now that I'm a survivor, I can't stop laughing.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Well done.  I smell a promotion for you also.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I hope you left some splooge on the floor.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

No doubt there's splooge all over that stall.

[Sgt PSN]

Well done.  I smell a promotion for you also.

Hopefully it smells better than that chick's ass butter. 

[Sgt PSN]

FINALLY! FINALLY! FINALLY!  Some good effing news for me. 

I was told today that I will be getting transfer orders back to Kansas City to be the Procurement Chief at 9th Marine Corps Recruiting District Headquarters.  This is awesome for 4 reasons:

1.  Going back to KC.  Farging sweeeeeeeet!
2.  I'm staying within the realm of Recruiting but I won't actually be on a monthly "quota."  I'll be in a management type position and will be doing a lot of logistical and operations work.  No more working late nights or weekends for me.   
3.  Since I'll still be working within recruiting, I will still continue to recieve the additional $450/month special duty pay that I've been getting for the last few years.  Cha-ching!
4.  I will be putting this hell hole in my rear view mirror in August. 

Fargin' eh!

Demon, you need to head over for a visit once I get settled in.  We'll hang out in Kansas. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'll miss all the good times we had together here in NC.

[Sgt PSN]

ha!  Funny you mention that though because I almost pm'd you earlier today with some questions about Raleigh.  I was initially offered orders out there and was strongly considering it because of the surplus of drunk nappy headed college ho's out there but then, literally a few minutes later, the KC opportunity presented itself. 

It was a no brainer for me at that point.