the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Indiana Jones is beating Jack Bauer.  That site sucks.

Ash Williams also losing to Doc Holliday.  That's going to piss off rjs.

[dis12]

found on CBSnews.com

A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn.

"The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said.

Hathaway's probation will be served at the same time as a nine-month jail sentence he received in February for violating his extended supervision.

He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner's consent.

Hathaway pleaded no contest earlier this month to misdemeanor mistreatment of an animal for the incident involving the deer. He was sentenced Tuesday in Douglas County Circuit Court.

"The type of behavior is disturbing," Judge Michael Lucci said. "It's disturbing to the public. It's disturbing to the court."
 

[Father Demon]

And really disturbing to the deer.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Harry Potter.  VIBRATING.  Broom.

GREAT FOR KIDS!

[Sgt PSN]

Great for wives too.  Now there's no excuse for them to not do some farging cleaning. 

[Sgt PSN]

Countdown until the end of Dubbya

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

bunny suicides

disturbing and hilarious

[MDS]

[Diomedes]

pretty sure this is a repeat

[rjs246]

Internet pron law struck down

Mostly uninteresting except for this farging fantastic quote from one of the Judges.

"Perhaps we do the minors of this country harm if (free speech) protections, which they will with age inherit fully, are chipped away in the name of their protection," wrote Senior U.S. District Judge Lowell Reed Jr., who presided over a four-week trial last fall.

[Diomedes]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/03/22/2007-03-22_what_a_mess_baby-1.html

A Long Island woman and her husband are suing a Park Ave. fertility clinic for allegedly inseminating her with the wrong man's sperm.

After struggling to conceive their second child, Nancy Andrews and her husband, Thomas, turned to New York Medical Services for Reproductive Medicine for in-vitro fertilization treatments, according to a lawsuit.

Andrews soon became pregnant and the couple was overjoyed. They only discovered the clinic's "colossal blunder" after Andrews gave birth to her daughter Jessica, court papers charge.

"While we love Baby Jessica as our own, we are reminded of this terrible mistake each and every time we look at her," the Commack couple said in documents filed in Manhattan Supreme Court. "It is simply impossible to ignore."

Thomas Andrews is white and his wife is Dominican. But Jessica, who was born Oct. 19, 2004, has darker skin than either of them as well as "characteristics more typical of African or African-American descent," the lawsuit states.

The couple tested their daughter's DNA using a home kit and later with two more sophisticated methods. All three of the tests confirmed their suspicions - the tot has a different father.

"We underwent a difficult and complex medical procedure for the sole purpose of bearing a child of our own," the couple said in court papers. "We were never informed that this type of mishap could occur, and frankly, this type of mishap is almost unimaginable."

In legal documents, the couple said they were "emotionally devastated" when they found out Thomas Andrews, who had donated his sperm to be inseminated in his wife, was not the girl's biological father.

"We fear that our daughter will be the object of scorn and ridicule by other children, both in school and as she grows up," they said.

In a decision made public yesterday, State Supreme Court Justice Sheila Abdus-Salaam threw out parts of the couple's lawsuit - including a claim that they had suffered mental distress.

"The birth of an unwanted but otherwise healthy and normal child does not constitute an injury to the child's parents," Abdus-Salaam wrote.

But the judge allowed the malpractice lawsuit to proceed against New York Medical Services for Reproductive Medicine. A previous court ruling already had found the clinic's owner, Dr. Reginald Puckett, liable for inseminating Nancy Andrews with the wrong sperm, documents show.

The couple is seeking unspecified damages for the error.

Puckett's attorney did not return calls yesterday.

The Andrews, whose eldest daughter was born on Christmas Day in 2002, declined to comment through their attorney.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'll bet she has a much better chance to have rhythm and be good at sports.

[Diomedes]

But as far as reading and proper use of birth control, she's shtein out of luck?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

[Diomedes]

is the pretty hat for your post or mine?