the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm picturing it sounding like Nadine Velasquez on "My Name is Earl" or the maid that Preston Blake knocks up in "Mr. Deeds"....


"Want me to dust the leaves on your ficus plant... Presstaun?

[Rome]

I always assumed he ate a plate of heroin.

He mistook the heroin for powdered sugar.

[Rome]

Thank you. Please continue the prayers. Even the way she says my name is sexy.

PhilllllllllyPhreakkkkkkkkkkFiftyyyyyyyyyyFourrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yep - very hawt.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I never saw My Name is Earl, but its just a regular spanish accent and it hold a trance over me. Her j's sound like y's   

[Rome]

Yay?

[PhillyPhreak54]

She calls me Yayyyson.

[Diomedes]

She calls me Yayyyson.

LMFAO.  Start saving for a plane ticket to Peru, brah.

[PhillyPhreak54]

  I know

[MDS]

Why the hell are there no hot Peruvian girls at Temple?

[Rome]

Why the hell are there no hot Peruvian girls at Temple?

[MDS]

There's always a few needles in some haystacks, but yea, it is the northeast. I seriously need to get out of here.

[Susquehanna Birder]

You can always marry her.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Or she could be using me to get her green card. She's got a temp. visa or whatever now. All I know is she's wild. God bless latina chicks.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Granny Who Ran Drugs To Support Bingo Habit Jailed

(AP) SIERRA VISTA, Ariz. A 62-year-old grandmother who prosecutors said ran drugs to support her bingo habit has been sentenced to three years in prison and a $150,000 fine.

Acting on a tip, state police stopped Leticia Villareal Garcia near Bisbee in southeast Arizona in February 2005 and found 214 pounds of marijuana stuffed into the trunk of her car.

Garcia has maintained her innocence, telling the judge at her sentencing Friday that she was unaware of the grass as she headed for a bingo game.

"I never, never had any knowledge of that car being loaded when I went to Tucson," the Bisbee resident told Cochise County Superior Court Judge Wallace Hoggatt.

Garcia testified at her trial in November that her son's godfather had borrowed her car the day before. Her lawyer, Robert Zohlmann, said she had been used as a "blind mule" to unknowingly haul drugs.

Garcia said she often played bingo, occasionally winning several thousand dollars at a sitting, although her only regular income was a $275 monthly welfare check she received for caring for a granddaughter.

"The underlying issue is that she's got a bingo problem, which explains why an otherwise nice person might get sucked into something like this," prosecutor Doyle Johnstun told the jury.

Garcia faced as much as 12 1/2 years in prison, but Johnstun asked for just four years, agreeing with her lawyer that her age and lack of a record called for the lesser sentence.

[MDS]

Why the hell is law enforcement bothering with people who sell weed. It's weed.