the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[ice grillin you]

if you can find them phillip dray has written several excellent books on many of these murders...both well known incidents (mississippi burning) and lesser known like the one you are talking about geo

[Zanshin]

Thought I'd post this....mostly with Dio in mind.

http://buffalobeast.com/113/50_most_loathsome_2006.htm

[Father Demon]

and for rjs:

27. Suri Cruise

Charges: Terrible motor control. Deficient, tiny neck can't even support the weight of her own head. Unable to fathom the causal nature of the universe, or any other remedial concepts for that matter, beyond vague urges of biology. Doesn't speak English, as her brain is physically incapable of constructing the compound ideas that are prerequisite to language. Can't even manage her own bowel movements. Relies on Scientologists to handle nearly all of her affairs. Snubbed Katie Holmes' pert nipples, preferring L. Ron Hubbard's newborn barely formula and the subsequent risk of botulism. Not what we'd have done—for health reasons, of course. Airbrushed to look like human Yoda on the cover of Vanity Fair. Inexplicably "spits up" without warning or apology. But don't be fooled: it's not "spit;" it's actually puke.

Exhibit A: That smell!

Sentence: Raised by a latent homosexual and a brain-washed starlet, infant botulism, eaten alive on Pay-Per-View by Michael Musto.

[Diomedes]

Thought I'd post this....mostly with Dio in mind.

http://buffalobeast.com/113/50_most_loathsome_2006.htm

I think I love you.

[Sgt PSN]

Thought I'd post this....mostly with Dio in mind.

http://buffalobeast.com/113/50_most_loathsome_2006.htm

I think I love you.

29. Jesus Christ

Charges: May not have existed, and if he did, probably wasn't even American, but more of a dark-hued Jewish dwarf.

[Diomedes]

Jesus, if he existed, was a lot more like me than Event Horizon or the other shteinbags who claim him.  If there's anything that turns me off to Jesus, it's the people who claim him.

That and I don't go in for superstition.

[SD_Eagle5]

I thought this was funny and on point (guilty):

16. You

Charges: Your whole life has been a pitiful exercise in rote mimicry, a meek subjugation of individuality in exchange for herd approval. Your delusions of "common sense" wisdom stem from an unwillingness to seek information and an inability to critically analyze it. You never hesitate to offer strong opinions on subjects you don't know a damn thing about. You're willing to believe anything a guy in a suit says on TV, as long as it doesn't hint at your culpability in the negligent homicide of your country and planet or otherwise cloud your streak-free conscience. You're more worried about friction on the "Desperate Housewives" set than the lack of health coverage at your tedious, soul-destroying job. You have no idea what is going on in the world, and you're fine with that. You are why democracy doesn't work.

Exhibit A: You're Time magazine's person of the year. So was Hitler.

Sentence: More of the same.

[Sgt PSN]

Jesus, if he existed, was a lot more like me than Event Horizon or the other shteinbags who claim him.  If there's anything that turns me off to Jesus, it's the people who claim him.

That and I don't go in for superstition.

I just thought the "he probably wasn't even American" part was funny. 

But Jesus was a hippy though.  So you 2 definately got something in common.   

[Drunkmasterflex]

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=state&id=4969610

The president of the Tarleton State University chapter of the NAACP said Wednesday that he and other students are upset about a Martin Luther King Day party where students ate fried chicken, drank malt liquor and dressed in faux gang apparel.

"I feel like there is no excuse for this type of ignorance," said Donald Ray Elder, a Tarleton State sophomore and president of the school's NAACP chapter.

Pictures posted on Facebook.com showed partygoers wearing afro wigs and fake gold and silver teeth. One photo showed students "mocking how African-Americans do step shows," Elder said. In another picture, a student is dressed as Aunt Jemima and carries a gun.

"That upsets me," Elder said. "That's someone who knows nothing about Dr. King because Dr. King was totally about nonviolence."

The school plans to investigate and "if there is a policy violation, then our process will be followed," said Wanda Mercer, the school's vice president of student life. A university-sponsored forum to address the issue was scheduled for Wednesday night.

The president of the school's Lambda Chi Alpha chapter said the Jan. 15 party was at the residence of one of its members but denied the fraternity had anything to do with it. Students from at least seven other campus groups also attended the party, said Devan Hanson, the fraternity president.

"I think it was wrong for them to do and inappropriate," Hanson said. "And I think the individuals should be responsible for their own actions."

Tarleton State President Dennis P. McCabe said the photographs were reprehensible.

"I am personally insulted by these photographs and am disappointed that Tarleton students have demonstrated such insensitivity," he said.

The Stephenville Empire-Tribune reported that Elder sent an e-mail to the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity member who posted the pictures. The fraternity member apologized and removed the pictures from his Web site, but not before Elder downloaded them onto a disk.

Stephenville is about 60 miles southwest of Fort Worth.

Yay Texas.  Where racism is all in good fun.

Tarleton State is about 4 miles off post, I actually thought about getting my MBA from there until I realized that it is a total shtein stain of a school.

[Rome]

I literally laughed out loud when I read this:

26. Ann Coulter

Charges: It was a run of the mill year for Ann: openly calling for the murder of a Supreme Court justice and the entire staff of the New York Times, accusing 9/11 widows of "enjoying their husband's deaths" and Bill Clinton of being a rapist. Coulter's neck gained an amazing 3 vertical inches in 2006; inside sources attribute this to a strict regimen of deep-throating Satan's scaly cock. It's projected that by 2010 Coulter will be able to plagiarize the Illinois Right to Life Committee website more deftly than she did in this year's ode to mindless intolerance of tolerance, Godless, simply by snaking her grotesque head-ladder through the ventilation ducts of their office and skulking away with their webmaster's hard drive clenched firmly in her masculine jaw. Ann's slipping, though; she's become an unconvincing fascist parody, increasingly betraying herself in televised interviews, blushing at her own brazen idiocy. She's faking it, and so are her tits.

Exhibit A: "Hi, I'm Ann Coulter."

Sentence: Most "controversial" statements redacted from "Exhibit A," as they're a naked ploy for attention–-and Adam's apple removed with a backhoe.

Good stuff, Z. 

[Quasimoto]

I want some pancakes

[PhillyGirl]

Its farging cold outside.

Oh, and on TV today, they showed pancakes with sliced bananas and peanut butter and syrup on top of it.

It grossed me out at first, then the more I think about it, I want that plate of pancakes....BADLY.

[Rome]

That sounds like the kind of concoction that Elvis ate before stroking out on the shteinter.

[PhillyGirl]

That sounds like the kind of concoction that Elvis ate before stroking out on the shteinter.

I know right?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I always assumed he ate a plate of heroin.