the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SunMo]

yes, except not as hot

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

all the way inside an elderly person

Yuck.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Don't use the mouth.

Do yourself a favor and spend 10 minutes listening to this.  HILARIOUS.

[SunMo]

i just bit my tongue while eating a bagel, and it won't stop bleeding.

am i going to die?

so, it's still bleeding, and everytime i managed to get it stopped, the area around the cut swells up with blood until the least bit of pressure is applied and the cut explodes open and continues to fill my mouth with blood.  i am think i may really need to get farging stiches for this piece of shtein.

[MURP]

frosty gets stabbed

[Quasimoto]

frosty gets stabbed

god damn windows media player on a mac.  it NEVER works.

[phattymatty]

for about 10 minutes earlier i watched cnn and they played donald trump tearing rosie o'donnell a new one this morning.  he basically called her an ugly, annoying pig and it was awesome.  the donald is such a pimp.

[SunMo]

for about 10 minutes earlier i watched cnn and they played donald trump tearing rosie o'donnell a new one this morning.  he basically called her an ugly, annoying pig and it was awesome.  the donald is such a pimp.

O'Donnell will "rue her words," Trump said.

"I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements -- and it'll be fun," said Trump, a frequent guest on "The View."

Trump also said that perhaps he'll take away her girlfriend, indicating that O'Donnell's unattractiveness wouldn't make it difficult.

"Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie," chuckled the Donald.

"Rosie attacks me personally? I know her fairly well because her show failed. She didn't retire. She didn't get the ratings! Her magazine called Rosie was a total disaster," he said.

"I'm a billionaire, why do I have to listen to this fat loser?" Trump lamented. He also said that as much as she is unattractive on the outside she's even that much more on the inside.

[phattymatty]

Don't use the mouth.

Do yourself a favor and spend 10 minutes listening to this.  HILARIOUS.

90% of the time you are the stupid.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

25% of the time you are on the periodical!

[Quasimoto]

What is Trump's beef with Rosie?

[thrillhouse]

What is Trump's beef with Rosie?

On the View she called him a bad person, for having affairs and getting divorced and having kids with multiple people.  she also said that hes rich because he goes bankrupt and never loses money.  All in all he has no right telling this girl that she is a bad person.

Never cared for trump before but i love how he tore her a new one.

[methdeez]

Don't use the mouth.

Do yourself a favor and spend 10 minutes listening to this.  HILARIOUS.

Holee shtein was that funny.

[Father Demon]

What is Trump's beef with Rosie?

On the View she called him a bad person, for having affairs and getting divorced and having kids with multiple people.  she also said that hes rich because he goes bankrupt and never loses money.  All in all he has no right telling this girl that she is a bad person.

Never cared for trump before but i love how he tore her a new one.

I like The Donald.  I hope this ends up on GooTube fairly soon.

[Diomedes]

If we're going down the Trump vs. Rosie warpath, I'm on Rosie's side.

Thanks.