the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN


PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on December 15, 2006, 07:50:42 PM
Florida stopped because they were in the middle of icing someone and noticed that (1) it took 35 minutes for him to die after receiving his lethal injection and (2) he seemed to be in pain at the end.

Who knew?



Should have never stopped using the electric chair.

Diomedes

Should have never allowed the government to kill people.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54


Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54


Seabiscuit36

"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Geowhizzer

And they wonder why I pack my lunch every day.  :paranoid

Father Demon

December 6, 2007?  Is this a school for the paranormally gifted?
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

phattymatty


Diomedes

Nope.  I did see that FHM folded.  Good riddance, too.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee


NGM

My bestfriend's girlfriend's dad just got elected to the Pennsylvania Congress and yesterday was the luncheon for all new congress persons at the Governor's mansion. 

Well my buddy's girlfriend had to repeatedly tell Mr. Rendel to stop grabbing her ass and brushing her ample chest.  Apparently, according to the all woman assistant staff, The Gov acts this way to women all the time.

He was also completely shteinfaced by noon.  All I can say is, at least he isn't gay. 
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.