the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Quasimoto]

The kid is probably better off now anyway.

[Drunkmasterflex]

So I just saved myself about $1200 a year by changing my car insurance. 

[Butchers Bill]

Pam and Kid Rock are done

she had a miscarriage too

Hepatitis is a bitch.

[SunMo]

honestly, its the best ending the kid could've hoped for

[hbionic]

I farted at the gym when doing dips the other day. The girl on the machine next to me didn't flinch and it was loud...and it stunk.  She took it like a man.

[MURP]

How to Prank at telemarketer

[BigEd76]

Carmela DeCesare and her fiancee QB are going to be on CSN's Monday Night Live in a few minutes 

[SD_Eagle5]

Got the tissues and lube ready

[BigEd76]

She's in the crowd with a microphone, wearing a tight lime green shirt.

Garthia is wearing a winter coat and winter hat and looks ghetto... 

[BigEd76]

Barkann: "How did you meet HER?"

Garcia:  "Mail order"

She got pissed 

[Butchers Bill]

Yeah baby!  My ship has finally come in!  See ya bitches!

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[Diomedes]

You have nothing better to do than post a spam email here? 

[Butchers Bill]

You have nothing better to do than post a spam email here? 

Ehhh...bitch and moan about the Eagles and how much they suck?  Did that already today.

[SunMo]

that question is appropriate for 97% of the stuff that goes on here

[Diomedes]

You have nothing better to do than point out that what goes on here is meaningless?