the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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Tomahawk

Quote from: Father Demon on October 24, 2006, 02:34:50 PM
Hottest Mom's In America

Check out the slide show too.....

Some of those ladies must not have mirrors and must have been artificially inseminated to have become a mother.

Father Demon

Quote from: Tomahawk on October 24, 2006, 05:01:01 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on October 24, 2006, 02:34:50 PM
Hottest Mom's In America

Check out the slide show too.....

Some of those ladies must not have mirrors and must have been artificially inseminated to have become a mother.

I'd rather have any one of the women in that slide show live on my street than the crop of cowhags currently living there.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: SD_Eagle on October 24, 2006, 04:57:23 PM
24 Season 6 Teaser Trailer

Looks like they might finally kill off Jack Bauer and end the series.

But it always looks like that.


SunMo

they don't come close to having the balls to kill him off
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: SunMo on October 24, 2006, 05:18:43 PM
they don't come close to having the balls to kill him off

They should kill him off and have him haunt terrorists as a tortured spirit for 2 more seasons.  That would be killer.

rjs246

Or they should cancel the show and burn its most loyal viewers. Just to make an example of them.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SD_Eagle5

I ate a half gallon of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream from WaWa lastnight. It started out as 1 bowl, then two, then it was gone. It was delicous.

BigEd76

Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2006, 07:36:36 PMThey should kill him off and have him haunt terrorists as a tortured spirit for 2 more seasons.

1 hour at a time?

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: BigEd76 on October 24, 2006, 09:27:24 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 24, 2006, 07:36:36 PMThey should kill him off and have him haunt terrorists as a tortured spirit for 2 more seasons.

1 hour at a time?

That's great TV.

phattymatty

i would like an entire episode of him taking a gigantic dump.  after 5 years that shteins really gotta be building up inside him.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: phattymatty on October 25, 2006, 12:16:18 PM
i would like an entire episode of him taking a gigantic dump.  after 5 years that shteins really gotta be building up inside him.

He does that during the commercial breaks.

PhillyPhreak54

More parent fighting over youth sports. This time Iron Mike influences the outcome

QuoteMunkwitz said Rivera confronted Munkwitz's wife about noon Sept. 10, accusing her of favoritism as coach of their 12-year-old daughters' softball team. Munkwitz said Rivera was yelling and "up close in her personal space."

Munkwitz said Rivera chest-bumped him and spit in his face. He also said Rivera punched, kicked and took a bite out of his left ear. "It's a very difficult time and issue for me and my family," Munkwitz said Tuesday.

Rivera did not return calls for comment. In his application for a restraining order, he said he was sitting with his children watching his daughter's game when Munkwitz approached him, got in his face and said, "Do you think you're a tough guy? I'll kick your ass."

Munkwitz identified himself as the coach's husband. Rivera said he tried to calm down Munkwitz and suggested they talk in the parking lot.

"I turned sideways when he punched me and picked me up in the air and threw me on my head," Rivera wrote. "All this took place in front of 40 children and a lot of people.

We're a nation chock full of goddamn idiots.

PhillyPhreak54

QuoteArea man charged with bestiality
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
By TIM YOUNKMAN
TIMES WRITER

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.

Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.

Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.

Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison.

mussa

mmmm dead black labrador...thats sexy...that turns me on
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