the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Father Demon]

The other day I went to look at a property for a rental.  My realtor had made an appointment, so were supposed to be good to go.  We get there, and the people are home, which makes things a little more uncomfortable.  Anyway, we knock on the door, and this 24-25 year old woman answers the door wearing camouflage shorts and a black bra.  I know, I know, this is the stuff Penthouse letters are made from.

What should have been a good thing -- no, a great thing -- wasn't.  This chick had a face that makes milk curl.  Plus, a big roll of belly fat bulging out over the cammies.

Lesson?  Not all young women should be immodest.   

[reese125]

"This chick had a face that makes milk curl. "

dude, you are a trip

[rjs246]

Stop flirting.

[reese125]

the boys got some witty remarks...just giving him props.

dont worry, we can still date

[MURP]

Angler speared by a giant fish

need to find a pic of this

[rjs246]

Did anyone see the 'noodling' article on ESPN? About dudes who go fishing for massive catfish with their bare hands? Now that is farging crazy.

[Drunkmasterflex]

Did anyone see the 'noodling' article on ESPN? About dudes who go fishing for massive catfish with their bare hands? Now that is farging crazy.

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That is a sport that has been around for quite some time. Why anybody would want to do that is beyond me.

Oh, I am going to go get 7 tacos for a dollar now.

[reese125]

yeah, these are the same people that go their family reunion looking for a date

f-in nutty idea of a thrill

[Father Demon]

Did anyone see the 'noodling' article on ESPN? About dudes who go fishing for massive catfish with their bare hands? Now that is farging crazy.

I saw that...   I also posted this about Noodling....

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Why anybody would want to do that is beyond me.

Oh, I am going to go get 7 tacos for a dollar now.

I see that you're trying to be witty and ironic with these two statements, prompting someone to think/say, "Why would anybody eat 7 tacos of that obviously-low quality?!?"

However, I absolutely understand that if you can get and eat 7 tacos for a dollar, you farging do it.

So, bravo for your choice of lunch, but booooo for your attempt to be clever.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I watch that show Dirty Jobs on the Discovery channel (probably because I have a very dirty job). They did a segment where he went "noodling" with some hicks in Alabama or some such place. Apparently the catfish are pretty easy to catch that way, not much in the way of teeth. They did make mention of poisonous snakes possible biting your farging hand though.

[Drunkmasterflex]

Why anybody would want to do that is beyond me.

Oh, I am going to go get 7 tacos for a dollar now.

I see that you're trying to be witty and ironic with these two statements, prompting someone to think/say, "Why would anybody eat 7 tacos of that obviously-low quality?!?"

However, I absolutely understand that if you can get and eat 7 tacos for a dollar, you farging do it.

So, bravo for your choice of lunch, but booooo for your attempt to be clever.

I was not at all trying to be clever, this is just the random musings thread and I was getting ready to go get 7 tacos for a dollar, so I simply stated the fact.

[mussa]

Why anybody would want to do that is beyond me.

Oh, I am going to go get 7 tacos for a dollar now.

I see that you're trying to be witty and ironic with these two statements, prompting someone to think/say, "Why would anybody eat 7 tacos of that obviously-low quality?!?"

However, I absolutely understand that if you can get and eat 7 tacos for a dollar, you farging do it.

So, bravo for your choice of lunch, but booooo for your attempt to be clever.

the clever police are out again. maybe he was just being random in the random thread?

[Father Demon]

Driving in Iraq -- fun times

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

maybe he was just being random in the random thread?

...like he just stated?  Probably, yes.  Thanks, colonel blatant.