the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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MDS

1. diomedes parents did coke and farged
2. he was born.
3. 45 years later he is posting on a dorky eagles message board
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

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Diomedes

Will you do my obit?  Maybe my gravestone??
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

no problem.i will also do your will. that one could be a doozy.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

Don't get snarky, now.  I've got plenty to bequeath.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Drunkmasterflex

Quote from: MDS on May 18, 2006, 07:21:11 PM
Brandon Davis, whoever that is, called Lindsay Lohan a "firecrotch," and talked about her vadge freckles.

Also, apparantly stupid spoiled whore Paris Hilton hates Lohan now.

lets see here:
1. Lohan was the cute little girl in the remake of the parent trap
2. she was in some other kinda hit movie, freaky friday or something
3. she grew huge tits
4. mean girls was actually pretty good, she was the it girl, mostly because she had huge cans
5. she became a coke head and stopped eating
6. she got really slutty and farged fez from that 70s show
7. she cleaned up, still parties a lot, but is back to like a b or something
8. now everyone hates her

wow

I heard that on the Stern Replay just about an hour ago.  They said there is a video on some website about it, apparently that dude is a fat slob.  He also is some type of heir to an oil company or something.  He sounded like a complete fag, he said "what is she worth like seven million and lives in some motel in NY?"  Stern was getting pissed.  At least Lohan made her own money douche.
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Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on May 18, 2006, 09:41:45 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 18, 2006, 07:21:11 PM
Brandon Davis, whoever that is, called Lindsay Lohan a "firecrotch," and talked about her vadge freckles.

Also, apparantly stupid spoiled whore Paris Hilton hates Lohan now.

lets see here:
1. Lohan was the cute little girl in the remake of the parent trap
2. she was in some other kinda hit movie, freaky friday or something
3. she grew huge tits
4. mean girls was actually pretty good, she was the it girl, mostly because she had huge cans
5. she became a coke head and stopped eating
6. she got really slutty and farged fez from that 70s show
7. she cleaned up, still parties a lot, but is back to like a b or something
8. now everyone hates her

wow

I heard that on the Stern Replay just about an hour ago.  They said there is a video on some website about it, apparently that dude is a fat slob.  He also is some type of heir to an oil company or something.  He sounded like a complete fag, he said "what is she worth like seven million and lives in some motel in NY?"  Stern was getting pissed.  At least Lohan made her own money douche.

If anyone is interested you can hear it at www.wwtdd.com (I'm not going to link it).

Also wwtdd stands for what would tyler durden do, so its a cool site. 
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ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SunMo

thats only the best commercial ever if the last thing in the chain was a baby being catapault into space
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

ice grillin you

well until yours actually exists this one remains #1
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SunMo

wow...sometimes its really hard to care about cops
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

henchmanUK

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