the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Sgt PSN]

I'll be upgrading soon to a triple wide.

Sheeeeeeet...I'd never live in a trailer.

I did for a little bit after me and my ex wife split.  But I wasn't like poor white trask.  More like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon minus the suicidal tendencies and beautiful, long, flowing brown locks of hair. 

[MDS]

I'll be upgrading soon to a triple wide.

Sheeeeeeet...I'd never live in a trailer. Kind of like MDS will never see a vagina.

lol I just saw YOUR MOMS

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

Good for you. Tell her I said hi next time you drop by and hit it

[Diomedes]

Last night a friend who lives in NYC called.  Her apt is right next to the service shaft in the center of the building.  She heard something fall, then shouting.  Looked out her shaft side window to see a body on the ground, people above shouting that he was climbing around on an AC unit a few floors above her.  Spooked her pretty good.

This morning, she learns it was a guy who lived upstairs, was locked out, trying to break into his own apt.  Now he's dead.

[Father Demon]

Is his apt better then hers?  She should try to get it if it is.

[Diomedes]

or at least get some of the stuff out of it...wonder if she has enough Brave to make the attempt

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

or at least get some of the stuff out of it...wonder if she has enough Brave to make the attempt

Ha!  Nice.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Is she hot? Maybe you need to go up there and console her.

[Sgt PSN]

Last night a friend who lives in NYC called.  Her apt is right next to the service shaft in the center of the building.  She heard something fall, then shouting.  Looked out her shaft side window to see a body on the ground, people above shouting that he was climbing around on an AC unit a few floors above her.  Spooked her pretty good.

This morning, she learns it was a guy who lived upstairs, was locked out, trying to break into his own apt.  Now he's dead.

I hope that was worth the $100 he saved on a locksmith. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm taking an on-line defensive driving course to reduce my insurance rates. Jesus Christ this is the most boring thing ever. Car insurance rates are a goddamn joke anyways. Living in Houston caused my rates to double compared to what I was paying in PA.

Insurance companies, all of them, are goddamn crooks.

[Diomedes]

yep, but I'll never forget an argument I had with a libertarian who thought it would be best if we didn't have them at all

riiight

[Rome]

I'm taking an on-line defensive driving course to reduce my insurance rates. Jesus Christ this is the most boring thing ever. Car insurance rates are a goddamn joke anyways. Living in Houston caused my rates to double compared to what I was paying in PA.

Insurance companies, all of them, are goddamn crooks.

Insurance companies are the greatest collection of corporate benefactors in the history of the world.

[Diomedes]

well, they're up there...but what's our option without them?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Nothing really, which is why they should be regulated more. One of the only benefits of getting older is the goddamn rates are supposed to go down. I'm 28, drive an '05 F-150 and pay like $180 a month simply because of where I live. When I was a 19 year old kid with a supercharged Mustang I was paying 90 bucks a month for full coverage. Now I'm almost 10 years older and have no sports car and pay double that. Crazy.

I have no speeding tickets, no at fault accidents and no claims on my record. My sheet is clean. Where they really get you is when you need them. Some lowlife farg breaks into your shtein and you file a claim to recover what you lost and they jack your rates up. Nevermind the fact they've already taken money from me supposedly for the sole purpose of something happening.

[Diomedes]

well now you're sounding like some kind of big guv commie pinko fag there with the 'more regulation' talk.

it's one thing to bitch about it, but now you're getting radical on us