the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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SunMo

#7305
September 11, 2007, 05:03:58 PM
he certainly doesn't seem to care that he's wasting most of his pills
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Father Demon

#7306
September 11, 2007, 05:05:50 PM
I sent that to a few people when I saw it earlier today    :-D
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PhillyPhanInDC

#7307
September 11, 2007, 05:07:28 PM
Quote from: SunMo on September 11, 2007, 05:03:58 PM
he certainly doesn't seem to care that he's wasting most of his pills

He'd probably lap them up as he is laying face down in his own vomit and losing consciousness from cutting his wrists.
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PhillyPhreak54

#7308
September 11, 2007, 05:08:16 PM
He needs Kim, Ms. TO's got $25M reasons to live, as his publicist.

Father Demon

#7309
September 11, 2007, 05:13:06 PM
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

#7310
September 11, 2007, 05:27:04 PM
Well, there are other things that could be done with that.  If they have a playmate for example..
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Susquehanna Birder

#7311
September 11, 2007, 06:56:16 PM
Wow...she has quite the man hands.

Diomedes

#7312
September 11, 2007, 08:31:36 PM
Also, it could be a gift...or a marketing stunt.  All kinds of shtein other than her husband likes it in the butt.  Not that there's anything wrong with that...
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SunMo

#7313
September 11, 2007, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 11, 2007, 08:31:36 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Yes there is...everything is wrong with that
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Diomedes

#7314
September 11, 2007, 08:35:56 PM
You like it in the butt, don't you.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SunMo

#7315
September 11, 2007, 08:40:40 PM
maybe, but i feel REALLY guilty about it
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Wingspan

#7316
September 11, 2007, 08:47:38 PM
Dio's getting a little defensive about some woman using a strap on as being perfectly normal. I think we just got a glimpse into his personal life.
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SunMo

#7317
September 11, 2007, 08:48:10 PM
i wasn't going to point that out...
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Sgt PSN

#7318
September 11, 2007, 08:51:07 PM
I believe his lady friend is a nurse, so if anyone is qualified to use one of those things, I'd imagine it'd be her. 

Wingspan

#7319
September 11, 2007, 08:51:17 PM
Liar.
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