the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[MDS]

Good god go back to the woods you old farger.

[Rome]

I drove by Daytona International Speedway this afternoon and I noticed signs with parking prices that ranged from the merely expensive to absurdly ridiculous.

The cheapest I saw was $20 and that was about 1/2 mile away.  The most expensive I saw was $50 and that was at Hooters directly across the street from the race track.

Disgusting.

[Rome]

From The Onion...



Ha.  Excellent.

[MURP]

Real Life Optimus Prime Challenges Megatron To Epic Battle

[Father Demon]

Not sure why, but this article made me chuckle

Maybe it was this line:

Then they put me in an ambulance and we drove to the hospital. They asked me "On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is your pain?"

I thought, 1 being an orgasm with a porn star and 10 being a punch in the face, I'm about a 10.

[Feva]

Real Life Optimus Prime Challenges Megatron To Epic Battle

Optimus Prime:




Megatron:

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Look and see what's on ESPN2 right now.  Wow.

[SunMo]

whose daughter did Trey Wingo bang that he had to host this shtein?

[Susquehanna Birder]

I think Murp will win.

[phattymatty]

if anyone watched golf yesterday, you saw me on tv.  on the 18th, tiger's ball basically missed my head by about two feet, hitting the branch above my head.  then as my little group huddled around his ball, stadler's ball landed about 5 feet away.  both dudes hit their balls into the crowd.  anyway, then tiger and walrus came over and whacked it out of the grass.  i've never been that close to such a huge star before.  maybe 2 feet.

[Diomedes]

ha ha, you spent the day watching people play golf

[phattymatty]

yep, it was awesome.

i'm sure yours was much more fun though.

[Rome]

I love going to golf tournaments.  There's beer, golf, good food, sunshine, hot broads walking around... what's not to like?

Is Congressional as impressive as it looks on television? 

[phattymatty]

yeah it's a really nice course.  over 37,000 people showed up yesterday.  it's quite a workout getting around that place with such a crowd, lots of hills.  the 18th green is amazing, you can basically see it from about 10 different places on the course.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Real Life Optimus Prime Challenges Megatron To Epic Battle

Optimus Prime:




Megatron:

The dude is wearing a Transformers button down shirt while posing in front of his mini-van with a personalized AUTOBOTS plate.

I'm thinking he should have put that gun in his mouth and did us a favor.