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[Seabiscuit36]

My mom's been visiting with me for the last 2 weeks while my daughters are here and her dog's been pretty sick for the last month or so and we finally had to put her down today.  She was 15.  

That sucks Sarge, but that's a darn good lifespan for a dog.  My parents dog just hit 9, he has new Tumors popping up every week it seems.  My previous golden only made it to 8 y/o because of leukemia

[rjs246]

u can be a scientist with no common sense. thats usually the case with book smart people anyway.

This is one of my favorite "I'm an idiot but I get through the day by telling myself that smart people have no common sense which had better be true because if it isn't than I'm completely farged" rationalizations. It's so common that people have actually started to accept it as having some truth to it.

Reality: stupid people are far more likely to also have no common sense than intelligent people, it just happens to be more noticeable and contrary to expectations when a genius can't figure out how to buy milk for himself.

Bottom line: stupid is stupid. Stop trying to make yourself feel better about your sub-par intelligence.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

nm... it's been said.


In other news, another day, another female teacher sexing her student.

[Dillen]

My mom's been visiting with me for the last 2 weeks while my daughters are here and her dog's been pretty sick for the last month or so and we finally had to put her down today.  She was 15.  

Although you probably didn't enjoy the last month knowing that you'd have to put her down, atleast it wasn't unexpected. I've told a bunch of stories here about the dog I had that I needed to put down in November. He only walked on one back leg (other leg was struck with cancer really bad, huge tumor) and always hopped around. In early August or so the vet said he had 2 weeks to 2 months to live, and about 4 months went by and it seemed that he wasn't getting any worse. Except he got so weak, that one day the back leg he walked on just gave out and got completely dislocated. It was a Sunday too, so no vets were open except one about a half hour away and seeing that dog just crawl on his front legs crying and whining his ass off trying to walk for over an hour was one of the worst experiences of my life.

[Rome]

"He was dating the lady's 13-year-old daughter before this happened," said Simones.

Awesome.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

http://www.gizoogle.com/ is still working

This is one of mah favorite "I'm an idiot but I git through tha day by cruisin' me thizzat smart thugz have no common sense whizzay had pusha be tizzle coz if it isn't than I'm completely farged" rationalizzles. It's. so common tizzle thugz have actually started ta accept it as hav'n some T-R-to-tha-izzuth ta it.

Reality: stupid thugz is far more likely ta also have no common sense tizzy intelligent people, it jizzle happens ta be more noticeable n contrary ta expectations whizzen a genius can't figure out how ta buy mizzle fo` himself and cant no hood farg with death rizzow.

Bottom line , betta check yo self: stupid is stupid . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Stop rhymin' ta makes yoself feel betta `bout yo sub-par intelligence.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Sarge's mom was 15?

[Seabiscuit36]

My mom's been visiting with me for the last 2 weeks while my daughters are here and her dog's been pretty sick for the last month or so and we finally had to put her down today.  She was 15.  

Although you probably didn't enjoy the last month knowing that you'd have to put her down, atleast it wasn't unexpected. I've told a bunch of stories here about the dog I had that I needed to put down in November. He only walked on one back leg (other leg was struck with cancer really bad, huge tumor) and always hopped around. In early August or so the vet said he had 2 weeks to 2 months to live, and about 4 months went by and it seemed that he wasn't getting any worse. Except he got so weak, that one day the back leg he walked on just gave out and got completely dislocated. It was a Sunday too, so no vets were open except one about a half hour away and seeing that dog just crawl on his front legs crying and whining his ass off trying to walk for over an hour was one of the worst experiences of my life.

What IGY would have said
Although you probably didnt enjoy tha last month know'n T-H-to-tha-izzat youd hizzle ta put her down, atleast it wiznasnt unexpected fo' sheezy. Ive told a bunch of stories here `bout tha dogg I had thizzay I needed ta put dizzay in Novemba. He only walked on one back leg Baller leg was struck wit canca really biznad, huge tumor) n always hopped around with the gangsta shtein that keeps ya hangin. In early August or so tha vet said he had 2 weeks ta 2 months ta live, n `bout 4 months went by n it seemed that he wizzay cruisin' any worse. Except he gots so weak, thiznat one day tha back leg he walked on just gave out n gots completely dislocated. It was a Sunday too, so no vets were open except one `bout a hizzalf hour away n see'n that dogg J-to-tha-izzust crizzay on his frizzont legs cry'n n trippin' his ass off mackin' ta walk fo` over an hour was one of tha wizzay experiences of mah life bitch ass stillupfront's mom.

[Geowhizzer]

nm... it's been said.


In other news, another day, another female teacher sexing her student.

Just an FYI - because of the shortage of substitute teachers, the standards to become one are, shall we say, lax.  In my district, basically all that is required is a high school diploma.   

[Seabiscuit36]

Hey Geo, do you do ESY or any school related stuff in the downtime? 

[Geowhizzer]

Hey Geo, do you do ESY or any school related stuff in the downtime? 

I'm teaching 6th grade summer school.  The students get to fail for an entire 36-week year, and make it up by taking a three-week course.

One class, runs from 7am until 11:30 am.

[mussa]

u can be a scientist with no common sense. thats usually the case with book smart people anyway.

This is one of my favorite "I'm an idiot but I get through the day by telling myself that smart people have no common sense which had better be true because if it isn't than I'm completely farged" rationalizations. It's so common that people have actually started to accept it as having some truth to it.

Reality: stupid people are far more likely to also have no common sense than intelligent people, it just happens to be more noticeable and contrary to expectations when a genius can't figure out how to buy milk for himself.

Bottom line: stupid is stupid. Stop trying to make yourself feel better about your sub-par intelligence.

your clever use of words and perfect grammar doesn't make you any smarter than me or anyone else, it just means your good at that and probably that only.

[Seabiscuit36]

Hey Geo, do you do ESY or any school related stuff in the downtime? 

I'm teaching 6th grade summer school.  The students get to fail for an entire 36-week year, and make it up by taking a three-week course.

One class, runs from 7am until 11:30 am.

Not bad, its great pay for my wife doing ESY and a summer school equivilent. 

[Geowhizzer]

Hey Geo, do you do ESY or any school related stuff in the downtime? 

I'm teaching 6th grade summer school.  The students get to fail for an entire 36-week year, and make it up by taking a three-week course.

One class, runs from 7am until 11:30 am.

Not bad, its great pay for my wife doing ESY and a summer school equivilent. 

Yep - makes up for my wife's lost wages from maternity leave.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.