the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[phattymatty]

so last weekend i got totally smashed with some dude who had NO ARMS.  nothing, not even stumps that I could tell.  anyway, i forgot until i ran into him on the street yesterday.  he gave me weird looks which tells me that i definitely really offended him with something i said.  unbelievable, i know.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

so last weekend i got totally smashed with some dude who had NO ARMS.  nothing, not even stumps that I could tell.  anyway, i forgot until i ran into him on the street yesterday.  he gave me weird looks which tells me that i definitely really offended him with something i said.  unbelievable, i know.

Yeah, it's about as believable as one guy beating another guy with his own arm.

[Diomedes]

Shut up.

did he drink from a straw, matty?  or slurp from a trough?  I'm curious about the mechanics of it..

[phattymatty]

unbelievable as in it's strange that i don't remember something.  or that i would offend someone.  as in sarcasm.

[phattymatty]

Shut up.

did he drink from a straw, matty?  or slurp from a trough?  I'm curious about the mechanics of it..

yes, beers through a straw.  but he did some shots too, just put his head down, grabbed the shot glass with his mouth, and pounded it.

[MURP]

There was soft music playing in the loft when the 17-year-old track athlete arrived at her coach's home after school.

[Father Demon]

Congrats, Geo.  Get her dolled up right in a brand new 5 mini-jersey.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

IGY's new ride:

'Hazzard' Car Goes Back On Sale

The Dukes Of Hazzard star John Schneider has re-listed the TV show's famous "General Lee" car on auction website eBay after a previous winning bidder failed to pay up. Earlier this month, California-based William Fisher bid $9.9 million to drive off with the car but missed the first payment deadline. Schneider, who is selling off the famous Dodge Charger vehicle he drove in The Dukes Of Hazzard to pay for the sequel to his movie Collier & Co - Hot Pursuit, filed a "failure to pay" complaint with eBay. The actor is placing General Lee back on eBay on Saturday, and has hired the services of a private company to pre-approve all bidders. A percentage of the proceeds from the sale will go towards Pepperdine University's Boone Center For The Family in California.

[SD_Eagle5]

igy and Sun

[Geowhizzer]

8lbs, 13 oz??? Damn... she'll barely even feel you from here on out. 

Congrats, man...

8lbs, 13 oz??? Damn... she'll barely even feel you from here on out. 

That's what I was getting at, but I think Geo missed my point.

You both just underestimate me.   

[Geowhizzer]

Congrats, Geo.  Get her dolled up right in a brand new 5 mini-jersey.

She's got one of these already:



Jersey comes soon!

[Father Demon]

Congrats, Geo.  Get her dolled up right in a brand new 5 mini-jersey.

She's got one of these already:



Jersey comes soon!

HA!  I bought that exact same thing for when my daughter came home!

She wears it under her Dawkins jersey.  She's allowed... she's a chick.

[rjs246]

Your babies are Fagggggs.

[phattymatty]

i think you mean Sun Mos

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The smallest jersey we could find was 12 months - "paco" actually bought it for her.

It should fit nicely this season.