the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[phattymatty]

so i was at some zesty hip-hop club in dc over the weekend and one of my boys was kinda making out with this really drunk latina girl.  we were calling her froggy face.  anyway, she tries to sit on a bar stool, misses, and falls straight on the floor face first.  he somehow disappeared and then one of her friends asked me to help this drunk chick down the steps.  i put my arm around her and pretended to help her for about two steps and then bolted down the stairs and met him outside.  i think she fell again after i let go.  anyway, we laughed for a while. 

[Feva]

Check your pockets.  You may have fell for the ol' "Getsomesorrysaptoactlikehe'shelpingadrunkbitchthenletherfallrightafterliftinghiswallet" trick.


Seen it many times...

[BigEd76]

is it my imagination or has Kelly Ripa been spending a lot of time at the gym lately?  Jesus Christ - her arms were ripped and pretty fricken big for a woman.  She always looked like a scarecrow with a blonde wig on but not anymore.

She's no Carrot Top

[Seabiscuit36]

I got pickpocketed at Oasis a few months back.  Sadly i thought the stripper was just giving me a rubdown.

[phattymatty]

Check your pockets.  You may have fell for the ol' "Getsomesorrysaptoactlikehe'shelpingadrunkbitchthenletherfallrightafterliftinghiswallet" trick.


Seen it many times...

no chance, these were not fake falls, chick was gone.  no life in her eyes.  i keep my wallet in my front pocket anyway.

[Phanatic]

Investigators say the suspects planned to use automatic weapons to storm the base and kill solders. The men were lured into a secret meeting to purchase AK-47s from an arms dealer, who was secretly cooperating with the FBI.

WTF kind of reporting is that?  I hate opinions mixed in as if it were part of the real story.

What's wrong with that sentence?

[Feva]

i keep my wallet in my front pocket anyway.

Thanks for the info...

[Seabiscuit36]

i keep my wallet in my front pocket anyway.

Thanks for the info...

I do the same thing now.  I get all paranoid about it when i'm out now. 

[Rome]

Money clips are where its at.  I have a credit card, my license and whatever money I don't care about losing if someone rips me off.

That's it.

[MDS]

[Father Demon]

Investigators say the suspects planned to use automatic weapons to storm the base and kill solders. The men were lured into a secret meeting to purchase AK-47s from an arms dealer, who was secretly cooperating with the FBI.

WTF kind of reporting is that?  I hate opinions mixed in as if it were part of the real story.

What's wrong with that sentence?

It makes them sound as if they were victims, that were entrapped into the meeting. 

[phattymatty]

Money clips are where its at.  I have a credit card, my license and whatever money I don't care about losing if someone rips me off.

That's it.

same here.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Woman Arressted in DE After Hitting a State Trooper
Apparently she works at a local strip joint in DE.  She's damn good looking for 39.

Hit.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Be careful.  She hits back.

[Rome]

She was charged with second-degree felony assault, offensive touching, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Nowrey was released on $5,500 unsecured bail.

Fife should be fired for no other reason than for charging her with that.  What kind of bitch ass fag charges a woman with "offensive touching" anyway?