the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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Diomedes

#5040
April 13, 2007, 09:34:46 AM
I see a lot of words but no link.

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Seabiscuit36

#5041
April 13, 2007, 10:45:18 AM
Im pretty sure i have skin cancer  :-\
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Phanatic

#5042
April 13, 2007, 11:22:44 AM
I'm in a band and we have a myspace page. No way in hell I'm sharing with you fudruckers.
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SD_Eagle5

#5043
April 13, 2007, 11:45:08 AM
Happy Friday the 13th

PoopyfaceMcGee

#5044
April 13, 2007, 11:47:46 AM

mussa

#5045
April 13, 2007, 12:15:03 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on April 13, 2007, 11:22:44 AM
I'm in a band and we have a myspace page. No way in hell I'm sharing with you fudruckers.

thanks. i'm glad. im sure your a great cover band
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Seabiscuit36

#5046
April 13, 2007, 12:15:46 PM
there goes that idea, time to delete the group
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Father Demon

#5047
April 13, 2007, 12:36:29 PM
I just shaved off my moustache and goat.  I've had the moustache since 1987, and my goat since around 1998.  No one except my parents and my sister know what I look like without the stache. 

My oldest son, who is 12, hasn't noticed yet.  I'm 100% confident that my 2 year old will be the first to notice it, and if wasn't for her my wife would go approximately 10 days until she asked "Did you shave this morning?"

I'm not sure why I did it, but I think it makes me look younger.

Me before: 


Me now:
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

#5048
April 13, 2007, 12:45:59 PM
That's exactly why I never shave my goatee. I look like I'm farging 13 without it.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

#5049
April 13, 2007, 12:54:18 PM
I cant grow a goatee or facial hair.  I can but it would take me a month or 2 to make it look somewhat normal. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Father Demon

#5050
April 13, 2007, 12:57:39 PM
Since I'm 41 now, I'm hoping it makes me look more like 35 or so.

Chicks dig me now, but I'm hoping to widen my breadth of appeal.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#5051
April 13, 2007, 01:05:20 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 13, 2007, 12:45:59 PM
That's exactly why I never shave my goatee. I look like I'm farging 13 without it.

more like 13 going on 30!*!4

ice grillin you

#5052
April 13, 2007, 01:06:01 PM
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Wingspan

#5053
April 13, 2007, 01:10:38 PM
that is classic...there are so many things wrong with that

The Doody family is busy with flags from black country

:-D
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Father Demon

#5054
April 13, 2007, 01:29:00 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on April 13, 2007, 12:36:29 PM
My oldest son, who is 12, hasn't noticed yet.  I'm 100% confident that my 2 year old will be the first to notice it, and if wasn't for her my wife would go approximately 10 days until she asked "Did you shave this morning?"

Well, I couldn't have been more wrong.  She got home from shopping, asked "What did you DO!!??!!" and started crying.  Then she said I look like a rapist.

Not really the effect I was going for.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.
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