the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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SD_Eagle5

Quote from: Diomedes on April 08, 2007, 08:28:33 AM
Did anyone read if Jesus saw his shadow when he came out of the cave this morning?

He saw it, meaning 6 more weeks of no global warming

Susquehanna Birder

I'm not so sure. Maybe global warming IS the apocalypse. It doesn't have to come upon us all of a sudden.

Seabiscuit36

I'd go FF, then have buttsecks with her and send RJS a copy. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 08, 2007, 10:59:21 AM
I'd go FF, then have buttsecks with her and send RJS a copy. 

I'm sure she'd do some escorting on the side, but Greek probably costs over a thou.  F that.

Father Demon

Maybe we can pass the hat, and after all the donations, you would be responsible for the remaining $972.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

i would pay 1k to bone my fav porn star. course the limit would be as many times as i can go. once is not enough, cause it'd be over real quick with a pro. 
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Seabiscuit36

I'd pay 3, Jenna is top 5.  If she didnt have snaggleteeth she'd be #1
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MDS

I'm painting some eggs and not asking any questions. Hippity Hoppity.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN


rjs246

Jenna Haze is hot because she'll do anything. But physically, I'm not a huge fan.

Of course I would hit it until I was chaffed and bleeding, but you know, I'm totally judging her.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

I had some problems installing updates for my anti virus today so I called tech support and spoke to some dude with a heavy middle eastern accent.  Go figure.  On top of the fact that I couldn't understand a damn thing he said, he was pretty rude as well.  At the end of our conversation I wished him a Happy Easter. 

PhillyPhreak54

I hang up when I get people like that and call back until I get someone I can understand.

rjs246

Since we can't link to this type of material I'll just suggest fuzzle pop dot com to all of you. You're welcome.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phattymatty

Quote from: rjs246 on April 09, 2007, 12:29:08 AM
Since we can't link to this type of material I'll just suggest fuzzle pop dot com to all of you. You're welcome.


ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous