the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Dillen]

So, who is the best racist?

Me. I'm black and think racial jokes are awesome.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Also, FF is the worst racist on this whole Internets.

That is incredibly accurate, cracker.

So, who is the best racist?

Diomedes, naturally.

[MDS]

I almost got clobberd on the way home from school in this shtein.  A really cool kid in a pimped out 26' model T had to merge into traffic in stand still traffic going 600 mph.  Listen MDS, when you are in the middle of the Rapture there is no need to drive that fast and endanger others. 

the wind caused my 2 slices to go all over my shirt. ass.

[Sgt PSN]

So, who is the best racist?

Me. I'm black and think racial jokes are awesome.

Me too.  Well, I'm not black.  But I love a good race joke.  Even if it's making fun of whitey. 

[SD_Eagle5]

I hate my old-bastich Jew/IRS employee managerial accounting teacher. Worst...teacher...ever.

[MDS]

tell him/her that grandkid's haftorah portion was horrible. Also comment on lack of skills making latkah's and hummantashins.

[MDS]

This pleases me.

Tina Fey on why Paris Hilton sucks
Tina Fey was fantastic on the Howard Stern show this morning discussing former Saturday Night Live hosts. Tina said the hosts are usually great, but every couple of years you get a bad one - like Paris Hilton who was a "piece of shtein"!

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Tina didn't hold back on how much she and the cast hated Paris. We transcribed some of her hilarious comments...

She said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave"!

Tina caught Paris's giant man hands and said they were as long as her forearm.

More zingers below!...

Paris actually takes herself seriously and "embraces her stupidity".

She asked them to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her" "she's fat".

Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like "how are you").

She did at one point ask someone "is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)

[thrillhouse]

Is this even genetically possible?

November 17, 2006 -- Here's the offspring of the world's strangest mixed marriage - a cat that allegedly had sex with a dog and produced a litter of, well, pittens. Or is that kuppies?

Brazilian teen Cassia Aparecida de Souza claims that kitty Mimi had six babies three months after her liaison with a dog named Dog. The three babies that looked more like dogs survived, while the ones that looked more like cats died at birth.

A geneticist from Brazil's Passo Fundo University plans to test the "pups" to see if they are really related to the cat.

De Souza said that Mimi gave birth to the strange litter last Friday in the city of Passo Fundo.

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[Sgt PSN]

a dog named Dog

That's even worse than the name we had for a dog when I was a kid.  My dad picked up a stray when he was at work one day.  It had a collar but no tags or anything.  He figured the dog must have lived in a local neighborhood so he put up some posters around work and checked with the local pound to see if anyone came in looking for her.  We didn't know what to call the dog, but she was a girl and figuring that we'd only have her for a day or two, we just called her "Girl."  A week went by and we never got any phone calls or anything but she was really well behaved, house broken and didn't have fleas.  So we kept her.  We just never came up with another name for her.  About 6 or 7 years later she decided to go live with an old couple down the street.  They never gave her a name either.     

[Susquehanna Birder]

Its pretty much is done here in Lancaster. There is a pretty good size drainage area johnson right by my place and it filled up a good 2 feet, no lie. Its like a lake.

I took this yesterday afternoon, looking out into my backyard:

[mussa]

two, thats pretty rare. i saw like 5 or 6 on top of a mountain in colorado right after a nasty storm just passed over us. it was surreal, i wish i took pictures, but i do have it on video.

[hbionic]

I guess he didn't get around to watching Final Destination 1, 2 or 3...idiot! 

[mussa]

heres some pic's of the lake that formed yesterday outside my place. before and after




today


somesort of septic tank


samthing on normal day, at least 2-3 ft

[Susquehanna Birder]

I guess he didn't get around to watching Final Destination 1, 2 or 3...idiot! 

Freaky.

[Sgt PSN]

I guess he didn't get around to watching Final Destination 1, 2 or 3...idiot! 

Freaky.

"I was supposed to be on that plane," Cartwright told friends at the time, according to the Daily Bulletin.

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