the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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mussa

#17310
February 24, 2010, 02:32:46 PM
thats hilarious. love the MW2 title image for "Silent but Deadly"  :-D
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ice grillin you

#17311
February 24, 2010, 04:05:34 PM
is there anything better than a perfectly half popped piece of pocorn...not fully popped styrofoamy and tasteless...not so hard that it merks a bicuspid but just perfectly crunchy where the kernal releases that just right mixture of oil and salt
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

#17312
February 24, 2010, 05:47:46 PM
no. nothing beats pooping. you're right.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Yeti

#17313
February 24, 2010, 06:53:09 PM
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#17314
February 24, 2010, 07:02:47 PM
Wait a minute.  .5 liters per day x 6.8 billion people= no more energy shortage. 
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

rjs246

#17315
February 24, 2010, 07:11:39 PM
Harnessing the power of the fart will be man's ultimate achievement.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

#17316
February 24, 2010, 07:23:18 PM
getting blown by jessica alba after giving her a million dollar engagement ring would top that.

rjs246

#17317
February 24, 2010, 07:30:10 PM
Farting while getting blown by Jessica Alba after she makes me a sandwich would top your scenario.

I'm just kidding Jessica. I would hold it in until my guts exploded and I died in a smelly mess before farting on your dicklicking lips. Please forgive me.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Yeti

#17318
February 24, 2010, 07:41:07 PM


Tiger Shark
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Seabiscuit36

#17319
February 25, 2010, 11:12:40 AM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#17320
February 25, 2010, 11:57:40 AM
George Brett can sympathize.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

shorebird

#17321
February 25, 2010, 05:29:55 PM
Now thats some funny shtein...

Yeti

#17322
February 25, 2010, 09:40:16 PM
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

phattymatty

#17323
February 26, 2010, 09:28:44 AM
chat roulette is the funniest thing to come to the internet in years. 

ice grillin you

#17324
February 26, 2010, 09:38:35 AM
nm
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous
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