the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

She was way hotter at 17.5 than she is at 20.5

[MDS]

A drunken Dick groped an appalled Stadtmiller, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and finally bit her hand. "Baby please," Dick repeated six times. "Put in something nice," he said after urinating in front of the horrified journalist in his dressing room and offering her cocaine. "They're so mean," he ranted. "I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster . . . I just want to have fun, baby please." Dick, who performed his roast routine dressed in full Trekkie regalia, said that he downed two vodka cranberries to give him the courage to talk to fellow roaster Fawcett - of whom he said, "I'm going to [bleep] the [bleep] out of. Put that in Page 6, 7 and 8, that's how big my [bleep] is." Explaining to Stadtmiller why he urinated in front of her, Dick said, "You know why I don't close the door? Because then people think I'm doing drugs, and I want you to know I'm just normal." And why did Dick go on his licking spree? "I was doing it because I was desperately trying to tie the show together like a fisherman with tuna, and you're a little piece of fresh tuna," Dick told Stadtmiller. "But thanks for asking. Do you want me to lick your face now?" No, Stadtmiller said - "but he can pay for that tetanus shot," she told us. Dick's camp had no comment.

[Seabiscuit36]

A girl i work with sufferd a Brain Anurysm last tuesday, she held on till today at 1:30pm.  I've worked with her for over 3 years, known her for five, twenty seven years old and she has an anuyrsm in her sleep and never wakes up. 

[MDS]

Nick Lachey has a small penis:

    "

Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."

And two days ago, she is quoted as saying:

     "Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."

[mpmcgraw]

stupid mother farger emb

tons of people read my pm's and probably tried to farg with my account

piece of shtein board, I will take the server crashing on here any day over what is happening on the EMB.

[PhillyPhreak54]

You can't read the PM's. I was logged in as many other people too and when you click on the actual PM despite being able to read the inbox you get an error message or redirected to someone else's account. So I think you're cool as far as that goes and with people messing with the account. I tried to do that as well and could not.

[mpmcgraw]

I was able to read a few people's pm's as were a couple other people.  But that was earlier in the night.

Why does Ed have to sleep at 4 in the morning?

I would actually find this all hilarious if my account wasnt one of the ones getting raided.   

[PhillyPhreak54]

Thank goodness I keep my PM boxes relatively empty. On one its nothing but reported posts and on the other its questions about camp.

But I can't ready anyone's now.

[mpmcgraw]

keeping links in notepad=bad idea

Live and learn I guess. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Did you have porn in there or something?

I have some in mine though. Not porn but I know I have some avatar links and stuff

[mpmcgraw]

the myspace links is what I am pissed about

when someone im'ed me with a link while I was on the EMB I would just put it on there and I had at least one on there last night and people told me they could see my notepad.

ugh.  not good.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Hopefully Epic fixes that shtein early.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"NorCalEagle" saves his PM's from ladies on the board.  LTD, dag22, and SheEagle... hahaha

He has like 8 of them from dag22.

[T_Section224]

wtf were you guys talking about?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

wtf were you guys talking about?

If you didn't try to log in to the EMB between the hours of like 2am and 8:30am, you missed it.