the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Sgt PSN]

i don't want recovering sex addicts you moron.  i want the ones who are all out addicts that are willing to do my laundry and hang xmas lights in  order to catch a beat down with my flesh hammer. 

[rjs246]

Honestly. What's so complicated about this?

[phattymatty]

i've been a standing wiper my whole life and have been in arguments about people in the past about proper wiping technique since college days...

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope

this is funny.

[Sgt PSN]

i don't stand, but i definitely lean forward almost to the point where i almost topple over. 

[rjs246]

Freaks.

[Seabiscuit36]

i'm asspidexterous

[LBIggle]

real men have their women lick it clean.

[hbionic]

My friend wipes from the front. He claims not to have a vagina either.

[ice grillin you]

thankfully i dont know how any of my friends wipe

[Yeti]

Here, Bang, Blasian chick with a crazy pooper.  Please stop talking about yer wiping techniques fer christ sake.......

[Sgt PSN]

she'll look like shtein by the time she turns 30 but between now and then, she'd be fun to shag. 

[Eagaholic]

I wonder how she wipes

[PhillyPhreak54]

I went to the eye doctor today for my follow up for getting the contacts last week. SHe tried out two new brands on me, one in the left and one in the right. And I had some crazy allergic reaction to something. Not the solution because its the same I've got here at the house. Perhaps the soap I washed my hands with? But my eyes got all red and watery and burned like hell. Now I can't wear anything for a couple days and have to put drops in. Looks fine now though.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Here, Bang, Blasian chick with a crazy pooper.  Please stop talking about yer wiping techniques fer christ sake.......

First of all, this was shot with a wide angle lens, which distorts the proportions of the image. On top of that, it looks like the chick's right thigh and butt cheek were (poorly) photoshopped to make it even larger. Compare the width of both legs.

[Tomahawk]

I went to the eye doctor today for my follow up for getting the contacts last week. SHe tried out two new brands on me, one in the left and one in the right. And I had some crazy allergic reaction to something. Not the solution because its the same I've got here at the house. Perhaps the soap I washed my hands with? But my eyes got all red and watery and burned like hell. Now I can't wear anything for a couple days and have to put drops in. Looks fine now though.

Sometimes your eyes will get irritated for no reason (other than you being a pussbag)