the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Eagaholic]

she can use the role of paper towels to sop up all that mess

[SD_Eagle5]

Tonight has been one of the hardest times of my life, I have had to say goodbye to my friends/brothers that I have been to combat with.  Not only do you say goodbye, you have guys thank you for saving their lives.  I don't have too many things bad to say about the Army or the war, though this shtein is tough.

You know everybody always hears about the war/wars but they never see or hear this aspect.  Not only that, no one ever hears about how after we come back and we don't sleep at night or can't hear a loud noise without jumping through our skin.  I don't mean to be a douche or look for sympathy I am just trying to show a real life perspective. 

PM me if you have any questions about your veterans benefits or submitting a claim to the VA for service connected disabilities. Best advice I can give you is to give it time and those things will pass.

[Seabiscuit36]

Thanks again for your service DMF.  Welcome back to civilian life. 

I can definitely taste the difference between Bud Light/Coorslight/Miller lite.  Now one thing i can tell you that can throw people off is skunked beer.  Coors is so watered down, that its a good morning after drink to revitalize your electrolytes

[ice grillin you]

everyone can tell the difference but no one could pick out which one is which in a blind taste test...ill gave anyone here 1000 dollars if they can do it even eight out of ten times...

problem is you might be able to figure it out if you sat down on your own and did the test 100 times and taught yourself the little nuances of each beer and how to identify it...but if i pulled it out cold turkey on someone no chance they can consistently name which beer is which

bottom line is the people who whine and cry about someone bringing bud to a party instead of miller or coors instead of michelob are clueless because they dont even know the difference

[rjs246]

You've professed your dislike for the taste of beer many many times here. Therefore your opinions on this matter are null and void.

[ice grillin you]

has nothing to do with whether you like beer or not

many a beer drinker has gone down in flames to the test...like i said ive never met one person thats ever been able to consistently pass the test

[Seabiscuit36]

I've been drinking miller lite since i was 3

[rjs246]

I've been drinking miller lite since i was 3

One time I made love to an empty Miller Lite box in the hopes that my seed would spawn an unholy new batch of delicious Miller Lite cans. It didn't work. I was sad.

[Seabiscuit36]

I've been drinking miller lite since i was 3

One time I made love to an empty Miller Lite box in the hopes that my seed would spawn an unholy new batch of delicious Miller Lite cans. It didn't work. I was sad.

I had to bury a 30pack of Miller Lites that died in a fridge.  Our Beach Fridge died over the winter, thawing 20lbs of chicken necks for crab bait, ruining everything in the fridge.  There was an innocent 30pack that had chicken juice all over it,  i count bring myself to throw her out.  So we had a funeral and dug a hole in the back yard

[rjs246]

That's beautiful man. You just brought a tear to my eye.

But you should have humped it first.

[mussa]

I just don't see how anyone can get so excited about Miller Lite. Most people that I know get it cause it's "cheap" not cause it tastes like anything special. Your all just brainwashed by the advertising.  

[SunMo]

so the cans had chicken juice on them?  put them in the sink and wash them off you moron.

[ice grillin you]

so the cans had chicken juice on them?  put them in the sink and wash them off you moron.

[Seabiscuit36]

so the cans had chicken juice on them?  put them in the sink and wash them off you moron.

Chicken Juice from crab bait that sat and festered for 3 weeks in a dead fridge.  I only saved the bottles of Patron/Jagr/Crown, everything else was way to bad to save.  I had a few beers that werent in the 30pack that i tried to clean, the stank was on the lips of the beers.  It was a sad sad day

It really says something that i didn't drink them. 

[rjs246]

so the cans had chicken juice on them?  put them in the sink and wash them off you moron. then impregnate them. sexily.