the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

And then wrap the cheese in bacon and deep-fry it.

[SunMo]

big macs cut up into bite sized pieces and skewered with toothpicks...but make sure they are the classy toothpicks, the ones with colored cellophane on the ends

[Father Demon]

75 Things Every Man Should Be Able To Do

- can't score a baseball game
- can't tie a bow tie
- can't speak a foreign language (bits of Spanish, and learned survival-Russian while in Ukraine, but it's gone now)
- don't really know how to play gin.  Well, not well, anyway.
- A quarter might pass through a table?  Guess I don't know anything about quantum physics.
- can't describe a glass of wine
- #43.  I'm now very knowledgeable about turning off the main, every time.
- don't have a real poem memorized
- have never delivered a eulogy

[Rome]

We used to have a crab boil for the Preakness when I lived in Jersey.   We'd boil a couple of bushels of them and then have corn on the cob and potato salad to go along with the crabs.

We'd also have bloody's in the morning and then a keg in the afternoon.

[mussa]

We used to have a crab boil for the Preakness when I lived in Jersey.   We'd boil a couple of bushels of them and then have corn on the cob and potato salad to go along with the crabs.

We'd also have bloody's in the morning and then a keg in the afternoon.

[Seabiscuit36]

we had a bushel of crabs yesterday, my farts stink

[mussa]

i had snow crab legs, but i like blue crabs better

[shorebird]

75 Things Every Man Should Be Able To Do
- don't have a real poem memorized

Cousin's poem from 5th grade.

Apple blossums in the trees
In the flowers are some bees
It would be nice if we had a breeze.
But that would bring pollan, and I would sneeze.

Learn it, know it, live it.

edited because bad spelling was funnier than actual poem.

[Rome]

polland?

[Seabiscuit36]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/photo;_ylt=Ak80FmOsDDOBXO09tmEpYPt7vLYF?slug=cfe93c3d72058dfc2b3c4057eacbdcc1-getty-80994538rb062_philadelphia_&prov=getty

[Diomedes]

dreamy

[shorebird]

polland?

Don't ask me, I didn't think it was right, so I checked before I posted. linc

Allergies & Pollen
Relief for Seasonal & Year-Round Nasal Allergy Symptoms.
www.nasal-allergies.com
Sponsored Links
 
Pollen
Find local pollen counts & relieve allergy symptoms - Daily Reports.

[shorebird]

still got it wrong.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Did she always look this much like her dad?



I think as she lost weight to fit into her wedding dress, she started morphing more and more into Dubyaette.

[Diomedes]

Yes, she's always looked like her parents.  Both of them.  Ugly.