do only pretentious nerds use chopsticks??

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

feels owie

Immediate ban?

[SD_Eagle5]

3. People who eat pizza with a knife and fork should die

What if I use chopsticks

[PhillyPhreak54]

3. People who eat pizza with a knife and fork should die

What if I use chopsticks

Well, that would be OK. Because it has entertainment value.

[Wingspan]

3. People who eat pizza with a knife and fork should die

normal pizza. true.

the really thick chicago deep dish stuff needs a knife and fork.

[Phanatic]

For me chop sticks add to the experiance but I only use them if food that is authentic. I would never use them for the crap that is American Chinese food. Having been to many countries that prefer chopsticks I am pretty good with them and like to use them.

Am I pretentious? Of course I am. This is my 1078th post on an Internet chat board after all.

I also use a spoon.... cause it'll hurt more...

[Rome]

I have to take exception with one point made here...

Not all people who eat pizza with a knife and fork should be killed or should die a horribly misfiguring, agonizing fate.

Little kids eat pizza like that occasionally and that's fine.  It's better than having them whining about burning the roof of their mouth because the pizza was too hot.

[rjs246]

Whining children should be shot in the face so really, the original rule still stands.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Little kids eat pizza like that occasionally and that's fine.  It's better than having them whining about burning the roof of their mouth because the pizza was too hot.

That would be so pertinent if Sun_Mo hadn't already alluded to it.

[SunMo]

i rule?!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

No, not really.

[SunMo]

i eat popcorn by licking it out of a diseased hooker's snatch

[Rome]

Little kids eat pizza like that occasionally and that's fine.  It's better than having them whining about burning the roof of their mouth because the pizza was too hot.

That would be so pertinent if Sun_Mo hadn't already alluded to it.

And I would care if your opinion was of any significance to me.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

What about using chopsticks to impale your unsuspecting food items in front of horrified cultural types?



Better yet, what about impaling unsuspecting types in the carotid artery with chopsticks in front of horrified cultural foods?

[rjs246]

Thread of the year.

[ice grillin you]

calm down