do only pretentious nerds use chopsticks??

Started by ice grillin you, March 27, 2006, 09:00:30 AM

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MURP

going to a sushi place and eating with a fork is more pretentious than using chop sticks.

MDS

Quote from: MURP on March 27, 2006, 12:55:48 PM
going to a sushi place and eating with a fork is more pretentious than using chop sticks.

no its american. we use forks here. refusing to accept other cultures is a big part of this country.
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PhillyGirl

Use your farging fingers if its such a problem.  ;D
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Susquehanna Birder

I don't use any utensils or hands at all. I just shove my face into the plate and chow down. Anything else is just pretentious.


Susquehanna Birder

Quote from: rjs246 on March 27, 2006, 12:13:06 PM
This conversation is so absurd that I can't stop myself from laughing at it.

Why should THIS thread be any different?

PoopyfaceMcGee


PhillyGirl

PS...I do use chopsticks...unless its a bigger piece of sushi and I have to use my hands.

I have never used a fork though.
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phattymatty


PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: phattymatty on March 27, 2006, 01:08:46 PM
i hate wearing pants.

People who walk around with pants on think they're so cool.  Pretentious assbags.

JTrotter Fan

Chopstick, Shmopstick, who farging cares.  IGY was just bored.
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Quote from: phattymatty on March 27, 2006, 01:08:46 PM
i hate wearing pants.

you may think you dont like wearing pants....but trust me...you do
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rjs246

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Zanshin

I've been too busy talking to people about "go go bars" up here in North Jersey to even think about chopsticks.  That's how we roll up here, it's all "go go bar this" and "go go bar that".  Totally a North Jersey thing.

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 27, 2006, 12:38:10 PM
i have no problem with people eating sushi....

tho not many...more awful things are eaten on the regular....my problem is with the usage of chopsticks...its just asinine

Then do me a favor, I'll even spot you the $6 for a roll. Go to a sushi bar and try picking up a roll with a fork, then try using chopsticks. Then report back to me. Deal?

ice grillin you

sushi is also finger food if ive ever seen it...you dont have to use a fork...just dont gay it up with chopsticks

again

theres not a single reason to ever use chopsticks
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