do only pretentious nerds use chopsticks??

Started by ice grillin you, March 27, 2006, 09:00:30 AM

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ice grillin you

if you happen to be one of those fools who insists on using chopsticks every time you eat at a chinese place......please explain why you choose the chopsticks over the fork.....you and i both know damn well they arent easier to use....otherwise you would buy a whole bunch of chopsticks and use them every time you eat anything....we are all impressed that youve learned how to pick up a clump of rice using two sticks....but its really not a huge accomplishment....

then you have the people that only use chopsticks with sushi...like its part of the ritual...fyi sushi is not cool anymore and eating it with chopsticks is even worse

in short
youre american
use a fork

forks = GOAT
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MadMarchHare

Well, it's pretty hard to eat sweet and sour soup with chopsticks or a fork.
Anyone but Reid.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Rome

Considering probably a billion people in this world use chopsticks on a daily basis, I'm gonna go ahead and say no.

ice grillin you

Considering probably a billion people in this world use chopsticks on a daily basis, I'm gonna go ahead and say no.

theres a billion people in bejing alone that do it...im talking about in america....give me one good reason to use a chopstick over a fork other than to be 'cool'
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

How about you go join the Anti-Chopstick Coalition or something? 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

Chopsticks are just a different way to eat. Like using a straw instead of drinking straight out of a cup. Anyone who associates chopsticks, or any other utensil as cool/uncool/some-sort-of-pretentious-statement is a farging moron.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

its not even close to the same thing

a better comparison would be drinking out of a straw with a hole in it or straight out of a glass

its not any more difficult to drink with a straw than it is straight out the cup

whereas its much more difficult to chopstick than fork

face it...sushi eating wanna be seen preppy gays use chopsticks...thats it
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MURP


rjs246

I can actually feel my intelligence being sapped by this thread...
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

hunt

people do a lot of stupid things because they think it makes them look cool....chopsticks are somewhere on that list  but well below drinking horrible-tasting microbrews.
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

ice grillin you

says who?

two year olds....epileptics and pretty much every human on the planet that can use a fork....i know 30 year olds who cant use chopsticks

and even if youre a chopstick pro it may be easy for you to use them but in no way is it ever easier than a fork...plus you were born and raised to eat with a fork...its what americans do
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Geowhizzer


ice grillin you

chopsticks are somewhere on that list  but well below drinking horrible-tasting microbrews

this is true...but at least there are some people...however few....out there who really do prefer the taste of microbrews...with chopsticks i have yet to hear a real reason why you would use them over a fork...there just isnt one
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous