Didn't See One Yet - So, Happy St. Patrick's Day, Everyone!

[Diomedes]

The British used to kill Irishmen for wearing green.

[SD]

You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear

[Diomedes]

[Rome]

[PhillyPhreak54]

lol Dio good one

I'm going to get drunk tonight...but it's just a normal Saturday night for me that happens to fall on a drinking day. I fully expect to see a lot of idiots out tonight

[SunMo]

i ended up being a DD at a party last night where everybody else was blitzed.  people are douchebags when they drink, breaking news.

[ice grillin you]

people are douchebags when they drink, breaking news.

lol

[SD]

There's nothing worse than being sober around a bunch of drunk people.

[SunMo]

yeah, it was bad.  i was just sitting watching the ncaa games and then the sixers and everyone was like, "why aren't you partying??"  "get up, come play drinking gmaes!"  i explained like 50 times that i was driving so i was just chilling and people couldn't accept that.  i mean, go have fun you douche, don't bother me

[ice grillin you]

hitler day is the only holiday that is worse than st patricks day

[ice grillin you]

dogs on main street howl cause they understand


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJhsH1TlB8Y

[PhillyPhreak54]

We went pub crawling last night and I didn't see too many douchebags or weirdos. Except the chicks who were dressed up in full Power Ranger outfits.

When we got to the door of one of our stops the doorman tells me that I cannot go in because my pants are too baggy. WTF? I was wearing a normal pair of jeans that were certainly not baggy. The cop standing next to him asked him why he refused me and the cop even had a weird look. I told him to farg himself and then he tried to be cool and say it was a misunderstanding.

[ice grillin you]

lol @ douchebag central

[SD]

We went pub crawling last night and I didn't see too many douchebags or weirdos. Except the chicks who were dressed up in full Power Ranger outfits.

When we got to the door of one of our stops the doorman tells me that I cannot go in because my pants are too baggy. WTF? I was wearing a normal pair of jeans that were certainly not baggy. The cop standing next to him asked him why he refused me and the cop even had a weird look. I told him to farg himself and then he tried to be cool and say it was a misunderstanding.

There was a short line to get into the joint I went to. I'd say it was a 10-15 minute wait while people left. Some bimbo behind us tells the door man she knows 'Steve the manager' and that he should let her in. He says no. She says look I'll call him right now and have him come out here. He still says no and tells her the owner says no one else is entering [he was standing behind the door guy but coming back and forth to check the line]. The girl gets nasty with the guy cause she thinks she's farging special because she knows 'Steve the manager'...so the owner gets fed up, comes out and says "I don't give a shtein who you know, you'll wait in line like everyone else, if you don't like it you can leave". Usually I'd say the owner was being an icehole and you don't treat customers that way but this girl was such a mouthy annoying bitch I was glad he put her in her place. She still waited even after he told her to shove it.

[rjs246]

This is why you get to the bar at the instant it opens on drinking holidays. Dealing with lines and douchebag bouncers and douchebag bitches is for the gays. Get in, get comfortable, get drunk, get food, get drunker, black out, make out with a fat girl, punch your friend and some strangers, go home.

This isn't rocket science.