farg Dallas! Thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Because it means a lot of hispanic women, junior.

[MDS]

Yuck. Girls have cooties.

[Diomedes]

Cooters, son.  They have cooters.  You should try one out.

[Susquehanna Birder]

The fact that he is trying to pimp Texas off as a state that has its head and shoulders above everyone elses in the sense that its a better place to raise a family and how they teach their kids to dream big (dude, that was gay) is hilarious.

I've found that Texans tend to consider their sorry state to be the center of the universe. This chode is no different.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Oh, no doubt they do. To them it's the USA = 49 states. Texas is its own country to them.

[E-GIRLS SUCK]

Maybe that is because Texans  consider they're home state to be like that of no other and they are entitled to believe that, even if you are inclined to not believe it

[MDS]

Your mother made a huge mistake by putting down that coat hanger.

[Geowhizzer]

Oh, no doubt they do. To them it's the USA = 49 states. Texas is its own country to them.

It was for nearly a decade (Mar. 1836 - Dec. 1845), from Texas declaring independence from Mexico to its annexation under President James K. Polk.

[/ end history lesson]

[Diomedes]

I cannot say how much I wish Texas had never joined the union, or how much I want them to leave it.

[Drunkmasterflex]

I cannot say how much I wish Texas had never joined the union, or how much I want them to leave it.

I have lived in Texas for a little more than a year now and could not agree more.  I will say that enjoy going to Austin though.

[Diomedes]

Austin is to Texas as San Francisco is to the U.S.

[methdeez]

Texas makes more pollution than almost the rest of the lower 48 combined.
And way more assh*les.

[Sgt PSN]

Sex ed class in Texas is what the rest of the known world calls Lasso Lessons and the boy with the highest grade gets a free set of velcro gloves as a prize. 

[SD_Eagle5]

Marco Rivera cut

[Dillen]

Their line is a farging disaster.