Oh, The Irony

Started by MDS, March 14, 2006, 04:24:15 PM

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MDS

Miss Deaf Texas Dies When Hit by a Train

This is funny for 3 reasons:
1. There is a Miss Deaf Texas
2. She was alone, deaf and walking on the train tracks
3. Shes dead
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

SunMo

wow, it would be awesome if RJS hadn't already posted this
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MadMarchHare

C'mon, Mo, he's still in mourning from Yertle the Turtle's retirement to search threads for redundency.
Anyone but Reid.

MDS

i didnt see a flippin topic for it, so i posted. now i notice its in some thread called good riddance. like i checked in there. woopdee doooooo.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

Off the nuts, youngster.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

just so you know, there's nothing really ironic about it.

it would be ironic if the person hit was a person hit by a train was someone who designed track safety or something like that
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

It's quite the opposite of irony.

SunMo

its ironic how unironic it really is
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

It would be if MDS was usually spot on with his definition of irony.
But he's usually an idiot, so this is nothing special.

MDS

farg you all

i hate everyone of you
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

MDS

Quote from: rjs246 on March 14, 2006, 04:30:06 PM
Off the nuts, youngster.

yo cracker im 19, aint no youngster no more.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: MDS on March 14, 2006, 04:38:43 PM
yo cracker im 19, aint no youngster no more.

Just stop.

ice grillin you

its of my opinion that there isnt a single person in the history of the world thats ever been hit by train that didnt wanna be
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SunMo

i disagree, the detective in Superman clearly thought he could find a way into Lex Luthor's liar before the next train came
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.