I hate my job!

Started by TexasEagle, March 12, 2006, 02:17:23 PM

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Seabiscuit36

#705
November 05, 2009, 10:00:44 PM
i used to love buying them from the chinese lady at 7-11.  Nothing like paying for a slurpee, and asking her to get you a Swank and a High Society
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MDS

#706
November 06, 2009, 12:41:11 PM
ok so going back in on monday to shadow things for a day

i have no idea if its because they liked me or if theyre doing it to everyone who didnt bomb. i know you dont care about that. what i need to know is if i can wear more or less the exact same thing but with a different tie. or do i need to run out and get a full on new suit and spend more money on something i probably wont wear more than once a year cause i highly doubt im gonna get this.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Seabiscuit36

#707
November 06, 2009, 12:45:59 PM
if your suit wasnt flashy, then your fine, switch up the tie.  Maybe even shirt color. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Sgt PSN

#708
November 06, 2009, 12:57:33 PM
yeah, same suit should be fine as long as you mix it up with the shirt and tie. 

what's the skinny on this job?  i have to assume it's higher up on the writing ladder than composing spam mail.

MDS

#709
November 06, 2009, 01:06:18 PM
kind of the same thing

its a sports and entertainment marketing firm. the sixers are one of their clients. im pretty sure this isnt my thing but have nothing to lose by going. plus free lunch on monday. 
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

BigEd76

#710
November 06, 2009, 01:06:51 PM
a former co-worker that was fired in April finally returned his laptop to the company.....trashed and covered in "used" toilet paper

Seabiscuit36

#711
November 06, 2009, 01:12:30 PM
LOL, well played. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#712
November 06, 2009, 01:27:59 PM
You could wear the exact same outfit to the walk through and they aren't going to notice or care, so long as you show enough respect and wits to appear on time and dressed appropriately.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#713
November 06, 2009, 01:54:57 PM
what if i whip out my cork and slap in the boss' face?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Susquehanna Birder

#714
November 06, 2009, 02:10:19 PM
It'll go better for you if you let him whip his out.

Seabiscuit36

#715
November 06, 2009, 02:27:10 PM
Offer to rape his wife
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Tomahawk

#716
November 06, 2009, 03:00:17 PM
How do you guys know the boss is a dude? Sexists

Susquehanna Birder

#717
November 06, 2009, 03:11:44 PM
Good point. Regardless, prepare for an oral presentation.

MDS

#718
November 06, 2009, 04:06:52 PM
my lips are already chapped
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Susquehanna Birder

#719
November 12, 2009, 01:57:24 PM
I just got handed a thick document - a printout of 51 PowerPoint slides - poorly describing how to modify my highly-functional, well-designed internal website to fit The Corporate Sharepoint Template. Kill me now.

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