Bentley apparently IS at the Novacare Center this morning

Started by bobbyinlondon, March 11, 2006, 04:08:20 AM

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NGM

Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Feva

Quote from: Philly Forever on March 11, 2006, 06:09:39 PM
But what Jack Bauer would do is a different story. He'd already know ahead of time that the Bentley signing would fall through, so he'd kidnap Lurie and Banner, and force them to sign Bernard, Hutchinson, Givens, Mawae, Peterson at gun point.

Sounds like a plan.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: EagleFeva on March 11, 2006, 06:08:37 PM
Get on the first thing smoking to Cleveland and pop a cap in Bentley's ass?

I was thinking more along the lines of him beating Bentley and his agent with a crowbar.


Quote from: Beermonkey on March 11, 2006, 06:09:26 PM

Is that a Half-Life reference?

Yes

Quote from: Philly Forever on March 11, 2006, 06:09:39 PM
In Half Life 2 his mission is to overthrow a corrupted utopian government.

Much of what the Eagles are looking like by the day.

But what Jack Bauer would do is a different story. He'd already know ahead of time that the Bentley signing would fall through, so he'd kidnap Lurie and Banner, and force them to sign Bernard, Hutchinson, Givens, Mawae, Peterson at gun point.

Jack Bauer would interrogate Bentley's agent and the Eagles F/O to find where the fault was. Then he'd disarm a nuke that was headed towards the Linc.

sharpie

Quote from: Philly Forever on March 11, 2006, 06:06:05 PM
If the Eagles don't make a bang this free agency, we may have to resort to the Ed Wade treatment. I'm not joking around either, I'm dead serious. The fans will have to rise together to make a stand. Eagles fans have suffered long enough. To be stabbed in the back by your own front office would push me over the edge with this franchise.

How do you do this? You have an owner and his best buddy making the rules. They are at fault IMO. They have Reid locked up for another 5-6 years. Banner is the anal retentive tightwad that negotiates contracts. Hes at fault. His jobs more then secure.

This F.O. thinks their ish dont stink. They continue to assume everyone wants to play here. For what? To get dumped at 30? Thats the problem. The Ed Wade treatment will not work. Eagle fans will remain loyal no matter what and continue to fill the stadium regardless. They know this. They use this against us
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Feva

Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 11, 2006, 06:13:34 PM
Jack Bauer would interrogate Bentley's agent and the Eagles F/O to find where the fault was. Then he'd disarm a nuke that was headed towards the Linc.

After today... somebody might need to tell Jack to sit his ass down and look the other way.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

SD_Eagle5

#245
Great, Seattle's President of football operations Tim Ruskell is coming up next on Sirius. I'm sure he's going tell us they're re-signing Hutchinson.

The BIGSTUD

Calling it right on the $ since day one.
Just pointing laughing, and living it up while watching the Miami Heat stink it up.

sharpie

Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 11, 2006, 06:16:42 PM
Great, Seattle's President of football operations Tim Ruskell is coming up next on Sirius. I'm sure he's going tell us they're re-signing Hutchinson.

Super
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Feva

Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 11, 2006, 06:16:42 PM
Great, Seattle's President of football operations Tim Ruskell is coming up next on Sirius. I'm sure he's going tell us they're re-signing Hutchinson.

Good... today wasn't quite zesty enough for me.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

The BIGSTUD

I have WIP on waiting for updates. I'm waiting for Eckel to call in and own up to his article that got every Eagles fan across american jumping for joy one hour and heartbroken the next.
Calling it right on the $ since day one.
Just pointing laughing, and living it up while watching the Miami Heat stink it up.

PhillyPhreak54

Well, those of you holding out hope for Witherspoon...don't.

He's got the Rams hot on his ass offering as much as $13M in bonus money.

Feva

Well, we'll see what the Browns have to say about that.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

SunMo

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 11, 2006, 06:22:11 PM
Well, those of you holding out hope for Witherspoon...don't.

He's got the Rams hot on his ass offering as much as $13M in bonus money.

i'm not worried about that because IF Barber can stay healthy and  IF he can return to his form of a few years ago, they should be fine at that position.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

sharpie

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 11, 2006, 06:22:11 PM
Well, those of you holding out hope for Witherspoon...don't.

He's got the Rams hot on his ass offering as much as $13M in bonus money.

Never were big on LB's here  :boom
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SD_Eagle5

He didn't say a word about Hutchinson. Talked about re-signing Alexander and how great he is most of the time. Said they're going to try to get Holmgren to sign an extension when he comes back from Hawaii.