Police Blotter

[phattymatty]

Read Sunday.

Police Blotter

[SD_Eagle5]

Sunday

• At 10:28 a.m. a caller from the 100 block of Park Avenue reported she found a dead squirrel covered in mustard in her mailbox. Caller requested a log entry only.

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[rjs246]

Dammit. SD beat me to it.

[Rome]

• At 9:26 a.m., a caller from the 24000 block of State Highway 49 reported a bottle of alcohol was thrown through her window.

People are throwing bottles of liquor through her window and she's complaining to the cops?

Ungrateful bitch.

[phattymatty]

• At 11:24 p.m., a caller from the 200 block of Eureka Street called to report that his gold-colored 1999 Saturn possibly had been stolen from his residence.

possibly.  you'd think he would know for sure.  this western nevada county seems like a fun place.

[phattymatty]

From Feb. 23rd, no lie.

• At 5:15 p.m., a caller from Brunswick Road and Sutton Way reported a man holding a sign that read "Family killed by ninjas. Need money for lessons."

[PhillyPhanInDC]

March 7

• At 6:03 p.m., a woman called from the 600 block of Whiting Street to report juveniles from her apartment complex were leaving feces on her doorstep and on her vehicle.

[Feva]

• At 3:47 p.m., a caller from the 13000 block of Greenhorn Road reported people in a small white pickup truck were going door to door selling steaks and acting strange.

Damn, can a brother make an honest buck?

[phattymatty]

every day i pray that someone will sell steaks at my front door.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

From Feb. 23rd, no lie.

• At 5:15 p.m., a caller from Brunswick Road and Sutton Way reported a man holding a sign that read "Family killed by ninjas. Need money for lessons."

Real. Ultimate. Power.

[Yeti]

• At 10:20 a.m., a caller from the 17000 block of Nomad Way reported her neighbor was following her daughter to work right on her bumper, upsetting her.

Her daughter proceded to put a squirrel covered in mustard in her neighbors mailbox.

[Sgt PSN]

From Feb. 23rd, no lie.

• At 5:15 p.m., a caller from Brunswick Road and Sutton Way reported a man holding a sign that read "Family killed by ninjas. Need money for lessons."

Thawk? 

[Sgt PSN]

• At 8:17 a.m., a caller from the 200 block of Dorsey Drive reported a man was causing a disturbance. Police responded and arrested the caller, 45-year-old woman, for a warrant.

Brilliant!!   

[Feva]

• At 6:29 a.m., a man called from the 10000 block of Sebastopol Road to report people were harassing him all night from Pleasant Valley Road. The caller agreed to take a nap and his medication because the voices stopped.

[Tomahawk]

From Feb. 23rd, no lie.

• At 5:15 p.m., a caller from Brunswick Road and Sutton Way reported a man holding a sign that read "Family killed by ninjas. Need money for lessons."

Thawk? 

No. I got the idea for my avatar caption from a buddy who told me he saw a bum holding a similar sign in La La Land