Fascist Kooks Outlaw Abortion In South Dakota

[Rome]

you could always get another wife too.

There's an old Irish saying, hunt...

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on ME.

[Rome]

Adoption is a better option anyway.

8.  Don't get pregant when you are 15. Even if your boyfriend promises that he will love you forever. He will not love you when you are fat, which you will be when you are pregnant, even if it is the baby that is making you fat.  Your boyfriend is 15 and most likely dopic and doesn't know the difference.

Wow.  You're girlfriend is a riot, dude.  Hang on to that one.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Too bad.  She's just suckling at his salary until she gets through school.  Then, she'll dump his ass, no doubt.

[rjs246]

Yeah, but its a sweet deal for her in the mean time. Because, you know, I can lay the pipe.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

If you say so.

[Diomedes]

I'm with wiggy on this 100%.

[Rome]

I'm with wiggy on this 100%.

And yet another of the Seven Seals is broken...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The world has to be very close to ending, one way or another.

[Diomedes]

Good times.

[Sgt PSN]

Yeah, I'm late chiming in.  So what? 

This is great news for rapists in South Dakota. They get to invade the woman for nine months instead of just 80 seconds, and they get the satisfaction of knowing their DNA will survive. Rapists 1; Girls 0.

I wonder how many of the lawmakers who support this bill also support funding for orphanages? And how many support tax subsidies for adoption? Don't even bother asking how many have actually adopted, or would adopt, children born of incest, born to crack heads, gas huffers, and meth fiends, born of rape? I mean, who wants a rape baby? Certainly not rich white lawmaker guy. That's for sure.

Just another reason to avoid that state and any companies based therein...as if I needed one. Stupid hicks.

Ha!  and True. 

I have a hard time dealing with Abortion, on one side I understand the issue of rape. On the other hand it seems like a way to not take responsibilities for your actions, an easy out to being stupid. Opps I got pregnant, oh well I'll just terminate the little one in there. I maybe a little sensitive on the issue as my wife is about 3 months away from giving birth to our third child and everynight the baby is moving all over the place, it is really cool to watch my wife's belly move around.

I'm pretty much in agreement with you. If you make a baby, deal with it. Step up and raise this child. The only time I agree with abortion is if it is a rape, incest or if the mothers life is in danger.

And if a female gets pregnant and doesn't want to have it, then give it to the father. I had a friend whose girlfriend got pregnant and she had it aborted but my friend was excited about being a father. But she didn't want to have a child so she just went and had the procedure done.

I'm all about people living with the consequences of their actions.  What I'm against is stupid people getting pregnant because they don't know how to use protection and then bringing a child into this world that they will undoubtedly raise to be more stupid than they are.  [Dio]Stupid People: 1; Society:0[/Dio]

A child isn't a child until its born, in my humble opinion. The last thing this world needs is unwanted babies. There are enough shteinheaded humans running around already.

Agreed.  I saw an episode of The People's Court a few years ago where these people got their dogs together to breed them.  The owner of the male was to get "pick of the litter."  When the female gave birth, there were 2 pups.  One still born, the other fine.  The owner of the male wanted the healthy pup and the owners of the mother refused so they went to court.  Ed Koch ruled in favor of the defendants stating that in order for there to be a litter, there has to be more than 1 live puppy. 

Yes, people and puppies are apples and oranges but the concept is the same.  A still born child does not get a birth certificate because it was never ALIVE.  BTW, The People's Court is the know all, end all for every possible argument.

Bottom line is that some people believe a fetus is a human being, some don't.

The People's Court argument above should help clear things up for you. 

Also, if an unborn fetus is infact, a living thing, shouldn't you be able to get Life Insurance for it or something?  I'm being serious too.  Parents take out life insurance policies on their kids and if the kid dies, they get paid.    Can expecting parents get paid large sums of cash if the mother doesn't produce a living child after 40 weeks? 

[Geowhizzer]

Yes, people and puppies are apples and oranges but the concept is the same.  A still born child does not get a birth certificate because it was never ALIVE. BTW, The People's Court is the know all, end all for every possible argument.

Ummm...

Couple's stillborn child to get birth certificate

Also, if an unborn fetus is infact, a living thing, shouldn't you be able to get Life Insurance for it or something?  I'm being serious too.  Parents take out life insurance policies on their kids and if the kid dies, they get paid.    Can expecting parents get paid large sums of cash if the mother doesn't produce a living child after 40 weeks? 

That question may be answered by the courts:

In The Courts | Indiana Man Files Federal Lawsuit Over Life Insurance Claim for Stillborn Fetus

[Sgt PSN]

That's obviously a sympathy exception being made.  It's not a law and it shouldn't be a law.  I'm sorry those people lost their kid but let's not taint reality just to make them or anyone else feel better or feel like they had a child.  

That dumbass in Indiana is going to lose that case and it doesn't really fall directly under what I was talking about.  That guy is in the military and in order to be list a child as a dependent you must provide a birth certificate and an SSN, neither of which are issued prior to the birth.  Therefore, he has no case.  

I'm wanting to know if you can actually purchase life insurance for an unborn child.  State Farm, Prudential, All State?  Any of them?  Will any of them insure an unborn child?  As far as I know, you can't.  

[rjs246]

I think I got an entire box of Kleenex pregnant last week. No WAY I'm having that kid.

[Sgt PSN]

I think I got an entire box of Kleenex pregnant last week. No WAY I'm having that kid.

Just one box?  Slacker.  I knocked up an entire box of tissues, 3 tube socks and the entire lingerie section of the Sears catalog.  And that was just over the weekend. 

[Geowhizzer]

That's obviously a sympathy exception being made.  It's not a law and it shouldn't be a law.  I'm sorry those people lost their kid but let's not taint reality just to make them or anyone else feel better or feel like they had a child.  

Sarge, it was a change in policy:

The state Department of Public Health has changed its policy, allowing for the issuance of stillborn birth certificates, enabling the Sanfords to receive official certification of their daughter Olivia's birth on June 20, 2004.

That dumbass in Indiana is going to lose that case and it doesn't really fall directly under what I was talking about.  That guy is in the military and in order to be list a child as a dependent you must provide a birth certificate and an SSN, neither of which are issued prior to the birth.  Therefore, he has no case.  

I'm wanting to know if you can actually purchase life insurance for an unborn child.  State Farm, Prudential, All State?  Any of them?  Will any of them insure an unborn child?  As far as I know, you can't.  

I haven't found anything on the major life insurance companies, but I've found a few tidbits that suggest that the Department of Health and Human Services will be offering it:

BUSH ADMINISTRATION FINALIZES COVERAGE  OF UNBORN CHILD IN HEALTH INSURANCE PROGRAM

I know that this is a biased site, I have not confirmed this with an independent news source.