I almost got killed today

Started by The BIGSTUD, February 24, 2006, 05:21:46 PM

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#15
February 24, 2006, 10:04:02 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on February 24, 2006, 07:46:21 PM
I've got an old full-size black van with spray painted windows parked out front. I could drive it up over the weekend for the CF guys to pile in to go find the guy. I also have an large amount of ski masks and baseball bats.



We could paint some red stripes on the van and put a red spoiler on the back and be The A-Team!
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SunMo

#16
February 24, 2006, 10:16:23 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on February 24, 2006, 05:21:46 PM
I told him if he was so tough he wouldn't need to use a gun.

no you didn't
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#17
February 24, 2006, 10:19:15 PM
Troll.
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#18
February 24, 2006, 10:23:30 PM
I'm only a pig for like 8 more days...so if you got a tag..you better tell me now.
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Diomedes

#19
February 24, 2006, 10:25:22 PM
You're one sensitive bastich.  So does that mean you're a teacher in 9 days?  What was it again?  You're gonna teach kids how to follow the leader?
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#20
February 24, 2006, 11:14:49 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 24, 2006, 10:16:23 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on February 24, 2006, 05:21:46 PM
I told him if he was so tough he wouldn't need to use a gun.

no you didn't

Yes I did.
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mussa

#21
February 25, 2006, 01:33:04 PM
i want to farg your signature
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#22
February 25, 2006, 02:30:19 PM
 :-D  @ mussa


Sasha Cohen is a bit skeletal for my tastes...but, that sig picture is about as good as I've seen her look. Nice bit of photography.  :yay

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#23
February 25, 2006, 03:50:49 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 24, 2006, 10:16:23 PM
Quote from: Philly Forever on February 24, 2006, 05:21:46 PM
I told him if he was so tough he wouldn't need to use a gun.

no you didn't

Of course he did... it just sounded a lot more like, "Oh shtein! Please... please... please, Don't shoot me! Don't shoot meee!"
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Diomedes

#24
February 25, 2006, 03:58:38 PM
Of course he did.  You say things like that when you're scared, or when someone is doing something ridiculous.  He wasn't being macho, it's just what came out. 

Duh.
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The BIGSTUD

#25
February 25, 2006, 05:02:38 PM
It wasn't being macho at all. If I wanted to be a tough guy, I would've gotten out of the car like an idiot and tried to fight him, and gotten shot.

But when a guy approaches my window and says yeah what now bitch, get out of the car, I wanted to say something to buy time until the light changed. I wasn't exactly playing out every scenario in my head when something happens like that. I was just thinking of a way to make him put his gun away. I figured if I just ignored him he would've gotten annoyed and possibly started firing. So I said what I said thinking that maybe he'll put the gun down and say something like I don't need this shtein I'll kick your ass without it.

Maybe what I said was stupid, I don't know. I just got the feeling that if I completely ignored him he would've went off so I said something.
Calling it right on the $ since day one.
Just pointing laughing, and living it up while watching the Miami Heat stink it up.

SD_Eagle5

#26
February 25, 2006, 05:10:31 PM
Philly Forever, if this ever happens again I want you to think to yourself What would Jack Bauer do?

The BIGSTUD

#27
February 25, 2006, 05:36:39 PM
I asked myself that earlier today. If it were Jack, when the guy gets in his car ready to go onto i-95, Jack would be sitting in his back seat. The guy would be like, what the hell, who are you? Jack would then say, you are the guy who is going to pull a gun on me in the next hour or so. So I'm going to have to take that gun from you.

If only I could see the future like Jack, this whole thing never would've happened.
Calling it right on the $ since day one.
Just pointing laughing, and living it up while watching the Miami Heat stink it up.

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#28
February 25, 2006, 10:10:36 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 24, 2006, 10:25:22 PM
You're one sensitive bastich.  So does that mean you're a teacher in 9 days?  What was it again?  You're gonna teach kids how to follow the leader?

I'm taking off for the remainder of this school year and will start fresh in the fall.  So i have a nice six month vacation ahead to build an expansion on my home finally. 

That's right...i'm gonna teach high school kids how to play ring around the rosie.
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

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#29
February 25, 2006, 10:15:29 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on February 25, 2006, 05:10:31 PM
Philly Forever, if this ever happens again I want you to think to yourself What would Jack Bauer do?

No, what would Chuck Norris do. 

If you were Norris material, you woulda got out and round house kicked that punk ass to the street and then stomped him. 
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
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