OUCH.

[EJ72]

This has nothing to do with where this person is from, his education level, anything. It just gives new meaning to the word stupid.

Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the Kurir newspaper reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=&art_id=iol1139967145468A551

[Sgt PSN]

What a dumbass.  He should have used a sharpie so he could put his autograph on the inside of her vadge. 

[Feva]

Little did Sergey know that calling his friend, Zeljko "pencil dick" would have such terrible ramifications.

[Tomahawk]

I couldn't even read it all. The first couple lines made me whince in pain.