Gillette Fusion

qwert246 · February 10, 2006, 10:02:40 AM

Quote from: rjs246 on February 10, 2006, 08:52:26 AM
I'm holding out for a razor with 17 blades and a built-in blowjob machine.

Razor blades and blowjob is not a comfortable mix for me.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 10, 2006, 10:28:02 AM

Quote from: Zanshin on February 10, 2006, 09:53:11 AM
He means for him and his "wife."

Oooohhh... I just got BVRN3D!

phattymatty · February 10, 2006, 10:31:16 AM

Quote from: qwert246 on February 10, 2006, 10:02:40 AM
Razor blades and blowjob is not a comfortable mix for me.

once you get your first blowjob you'll think differently.

MURP · February 10, 2006, 10:33:39 AM

ice grillin you · February 10, 2006, 10:35:06 AM

are you saying i can now get a shave with my blumpkin

Rome · February 10, 2006, 10:39:28 AM

Interesting way of telling FF to kill himself, MURP.

Zanshin · February 10, 2006, 10:39:40 AM

Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 10, 2006, 10:01:39 AM
how do i get a free one? i try it then.

Sometimes I get e-mails about them, other times they'll just send them in the mail, othertimes I find it on a website (like www.cheapstingybastich.com).

lol...the filter f'd up the link, but you get the idea.

mussa · February 10, 2006, 11:45:23 AM

im not sure which on i have, but the farger goes dull like that. plus i have one spot on my neck that i sometimes get shave burn on, fargin irra-tainting. i should prob look into the new one. i can't use electric shavers. they rip my shtein all up.

qwert246 · February 10, 2006, 11:48:54 AM

Quote from: phattymatty on February 10, 2006, 10:31:16 AM
Quote from: qwert246 on February 10, 2006, 10:02:40 AM
Razor blades and blowjob is not a comfortable mix for me.

once you get your first blowjob you'll think differently.

You must be one of those guys that likes meathooks and shtein.
The thought of being Bobbitized does nothing for me.

phattymatty · February 10, 2006, 12:59:09 PM

you're in the clear, you can't got bobbitized unless you actually have a penis that protrudes outward.

Susquehanna Birder · February 10, 2006, 01:21:14 PM

Quote from: Wingspan on February 10, 2006, 09:05:00 AMwhen did we start needing so many choices for shaving?

Since they invented marketing!

Quote
Simpson: Good. Well I have this large quantity of string, a hundred and twenty-two thousand miles of it to be exact, which I inherited, and I thought if I advertised it--

Wapcaplet: Of course! A national campaign. Useful stuff, string, no trouble there.

Simpson: Ah, but there's a snag, you see. Due to bad planning, the hundred and twenty-two thousand miles is in three inch lengths. So it's not very useful.

Wapcaplet: Well, that's our selling point! "SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL STRINGETTES!"

Simpson: What?

Wapcaplet: "THE NOW STRING! READY CUT, EASY TO HANDLE, SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR STRINGETTES - JUST THE RIGHT LENGTH!"

qwert246 · February 10, 2006, 04:11:20 PM

Quote from: phattymatty on February 10, 2006, 12:59:09 PM
you're in the clear, you can't got bobbitized unless you actually have a penis that protrudes outward.

You talking about my penis is a little gay. Just so you know.

qwert246 · February 10, 2006, 04:12:59 PM

Not that there's anything wrong with that.