2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That's it.  I'm going to find them at Fed Ex and kill them.  Surosly. 

Can't you read? Tiki might be abusing illegal supplements!

There might be 7 guys in the whole NFL that don't.

[Wingspan]

6 with the absense of koy detmer

[paco]

6 with the absense of koy detmer

Actually 5, you forgot that Pinkston was cut by the Vikings.

[shorebird]

Tiki needed the extra arm strength to hold the ball higher so he would stop fumbling.

[Quasimoto]

From the guy who brought you the NFC East All Star team. 

"The NFC East belongs to the taterskins"

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181148

Looks like we are the only team with a future... We have a brilliant young coach to take over in Greg Williams. We have excellent young players who will have years under their belt.

We will have a young QB in Jason Campbell, along with young TE, RB, WR...

We are the only team in the NFC East with a future...

Giants have Eli Manning at the QB position, and they aren't going anywhere with him. Eli = Bust. It's Dave Brown all over again.

McNabb is getting old, and Andy Reid has overstayed his welcome. I expect a coaching shuffle down there in Philly which will stall Eagles for years to come...

Cowboys will also have coaching changes which will keep their team from being consistant, and it will also take them time to get up to strenght.

It's obvious, taterskins are the future of NFC East. Presently we're struggling, but the future is ours.

[MDS]

I'm pretty sure that is sassy

[ice grillin you]

that guy is definitely a parody poster

[Feva]

That is the ONLY way to explain typing some ol' ridiculous shtein like that.

[shorebird]

La' la' la' la'..........livin' in la' la' land...............

[Phanatic]

I would have put Barber and Dawkins as the All-Stars of their positions but the possibility of both of them using illegal supplement made me sway away from that decision.

That may be the single dumbest thing I've ever read from that site.  Holy Christ.

That site is great for raising the bar on the stupid. 

[methdeez]

Football outsiders article on Jason Cambell:
Read this link to see how they have been suprisingly accurate in the past: http://www.footballoutsiders.com/2006/11/18/ramblings/stat-analysis/4563


Jason Campbell
I don't know a single taterskins fan not excited for the Jason Campbell era to start. According to FO's advanced metrics, Brunell was not playing exceptionally poorly (ninth in DVOA), but anyone watching the taterskins play this year could see that even if the end is not here yet for Brunell, it is definitely in sight. A distinct inability to throw the ball downfield to gamebreaking receivers like Santana Moss and Antwaan Randle El has really limited the taterskins offense. With Campbell at the helm, expect that to change in a hurry.

If there is one way to describe Campbell as a quarterback it would be prototypical. He is 6′4″, 230 pounds with good mobility and the cannon arm that everyone loves. His college stats profile of 39 starts and 64.6% completion rate is quite favorable as well.

However, the devil is in the details. Campbell has played in six offensive systems in the past six years. I have seen him described a slow learner, but this is probably related to him having to learn a new system every year. I have to imagine that Al Saunders would not have given Campbell the keys to this offense and its 700-page manual (playbook) if he wasn't comfortable with it.

Campbell's college stats also have on major red flag, his number of attempts. In general I don't use attempts in the projection formula because number of attempts tends to be highly collinear with games started. In the case of Campbell, because he played with Ronnie Brown, Cadillac Williams, and Brandon Jacobs at Auburn, he was not asked to throw the ball very often. If I used attempts instead of games started the formula is, in general, almost as accurate, but would give a much lower projection for Campbell.

I suspect this means that Campbell will slightly underperform his projection, which for this year is about 4.0 DPAR per game. Still, I expect Campbell to be an immediate improvement over Brunell, despite a decent number of rookie mistakes. By the end of the year, taterskins should be looking forward to a bright future, at least at the quarterback position.

[Northern Eagle]

Not even a taterskins loss can cheer me up today.... thats sad.

[MDS]

Art blog.

6:15 p.m., Saturday -- Run into two guys who work at a tennis club. Eddie and Kevin from the Shipwatch Yacht and Tennis Club in Largo. The tennis pro had a Greg Norman look about him. Puffy blond hair. His buddy a black guy. We talk football and how they love the taterskins. I start on the beer and chat with them. The team arrives and they begin bouncing around asking who everyone is. They get a photo with Sonny. I take the picture. Sonny may hold this against me .

7 p.m., Saturday -- Team is in the house. Waiting the guys for drinks then dinner. Sushi is the word for tonight. Spot Larry in the lobby so I pre-purchase a cocktail so it's waiting for him. Few kiss up to the man like me. Immediately spotted is a young brunette with back issues from highly noticed implants. Massages are offered to each other, but not actually delivered.

7:20 p.m., Saturday -- Dale Lindsey is at the bar watching the game. I offer to buy him a drink but he says no. I figured.

7:45 p.m., Saturday -- Michigan game is GREAT. Too bad my boys lose. Eddie or Kevin, the Greg Norman look alike, cozies up to Larry and explains why the taterskins-Cowboys rivalry is the best in all of sports. You see, television exists. And football is made for television. And television and football killed baseball and is No. 1. So the No. 1 rivalry is Dallas-Washington. Logic is sound but not everyone buys it.

8:10 p.m., Saturday -- Go to the concierge to get passes so I can go to the room and pick up cigars. Tell the woman and she goes to look. Standing with me is Jason Campbell, Antwaan Randle El and some other friends of theirs. Randle El has a wife, son and two daughters with one kid on the way. He's hoping for a boy because he'll never get out of the house with four women. Concierge can't find passes for "Stream Skills." I ask her how familiar she is with English and actually had to SPELL "SKINS" for her. Hello. Who's at your hotel? Run into Coach Jack Burns in the elevator. Wish him luck.

I can't read this anymore. This is vomit enducing. And quite funny. I hope he dies.

[ice grillin you]

lock this thread

no eagle fan has any right to point and laugh at anything but the eagles

[SD_Eagle5]

lock this thread

no eagle fan has any right to point and laugh at anything but the eagles

Speak for yourself. Pointing and Laughing.