2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[rjs246]

Yep. Him predicting a taterskins win against a vastly superior team is ridiculous.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Yep. Him predicting a taterskins win against an vastly superior NFL caliber team is ridiculous.

Better.

[Sgt PSN]

Thats then new Koolaid...Farve Cooley

Cooleyaid? 

[Munson]

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

worst p-chop ever... you could have at least worked something in with his short shorts

[PhillyPhanInDC]

worst p-chop ever

I think p-chopping requires.....um....Photoshop.

That was "Paint" all the way. Quality.

You get a zero for your effort.

[Munson]

I should get an A for effort since I Don't even have Photoshop. I did what I could what what I've got. Go Paint.

[Feva]

I should get an A for effort since I Don't even have Photoshop. I did what I could what what I've got. Go Paint.

Whaddya got... Commodore 64?

[mpmcgraw]

Cooley better start farging being Cooley again. 

The three points he has scored for my fantasy team have really helped.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Hating on Pasquarelli because he got a minor detail wrong about the fabulous TJ Duckett trade

Watching the Skins fans try to justify the Duckett trade is fun. And when someone questions the move he's beaten down.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Win this game.....and all of our lives change dramatically. Because you know, just like I know, that the taterskins winning is what makes us going through each day a little better. I dont know why, I dont know how, I just know that when the taterskins are winning I feel much better about my every day tasks in life. I feel as though no matter what obstacle I have to overcome I can do it with ease.

Now I have only truly felt this once, for a period of about two months....last season when the Skins went on the five game win streak and into the playoffs. At 22, I remember the Super Bowl in 91, but I was seven and even though I already loved the Skins, I was more concerned with Ninja Turtles. In 99 I was excited about the taterskins, but I just didn't have the same feeling I have with the current Skins. They were good, but the defense was awful and the receivers were Albert Conell and Michael Westbrook. Overall I just never felt the same as I do about this current squad, for obvious reasons.
I don't need to discuss all the reasons why we are a Super Bowl caliber squad, each of you knows why, and that is why everyone is so criticial of every aspect that has anything to do with the Washington taterskins. There is no reason why the Skins can't win it all, NO REASON.

Like I said, I'm 22 and dangerously close to entering the "real world", and I have many goals that I have set for myself. Hopefully I will be able to accomplish all of my goals regardless of how the Skins are doing; with hard work, grit and determination (sound familiar), but it would help a lot to have the Skins to provide motivation...and I may even NEED it.

The day I had today is the reason I am prompted to write this. It was one of the worst days I can remember, and I wont get into details, but lets just say anything that could go wrong did, right down to the soda machine taking the last four quarters to my name. I will wake up tomorrow ready to go to battle again and hope it will turn out a little different. But here is where the Skins come into play. I need them to win, I need them to be succesful because if they can accomplish what I feel like is nearly impossible, SO CAN I.

My reason for telling you this is because I know you are the same way. It may vary from person to person, but overall, everyones lives are alot better when their beloved Skins are winning ball games. We have given our hearts to something that we cannot actually fix ourselves, we rely on others to make the correct choices for us, and for them to return the favor by winning, is an amazing feeling.

However, Ive decided we have to take matters into our own hands. It is time for the taterskins to knock off some of the best teams, starting this week with Jacksonville. We, as fans are going to will the Washington taterskins to greatness. As fans we have to eliminate all doubt, all concerns, and trust the taterskins. It sounds hard to do but its not, just have faith in your team. Whether you are going to the game or not, give everything you have as a fan on Sunday, no matter where you are... it will be felt. If you are at the game, give two times what you think you are capable of. Chug more beers, scream louder, clap harder, go crazier than you actually thought you could. Don't have a heart attack, but go so crazy you start to feel your arm go numb. This is our team, this is our time; do something for yourself, your life, your team, and give everything you've got. If you do this....WE will win.

If you think Im wrong, do it anyways, but stop and think about it first....The Saints on Monday night, The Giants last year against us, Dale Earnhardt Jr. winning the Daytona 500, the list goes on and on. Wins come when players and fans give all they have, in those cases they were because of events that happened off the field of play, but in our case, this effects every single one of us every single day...so make the taterskins win. The Skins are a part of you.

Do not let the Jacksonville Jaguars come into Fed Ex and get a win. Eliminate the ifs, buts, concerns, problems, Mark Brunell, and anything else that causes you to have doubt and tell yourself the Jacksonville Jaguars will not come to our house and knock us off under any circumstances.

Jesus.

[MDS]

Wow. What a nutjob.

Mark Brunell speaks the fans, confidence buzzing:

We certainly appreciate the support of our fans. We've got the best fans in the NFL and we're going to need that 12th man this week because we've got a tough game. Stay in it. Stay with us. Hopefully we'll make some big plays and give the fans reason to cheer.

[Feva]

Excuse me a minute... I've gotta wipe some throw up off my monitor.

[shorebird]

That brings homerism to a new level. I don't even think the word homerism applies. It's beyond that. Seems more like a dissolutional phsycopath.

I'm gonna' party like it's no tommorow when the Eagles wax the floor with those Deadskins. and I'll do it with igy's money!

[Sgt PSN]

Win this game.....and all of our lives change dramatically. Because you know, just like I know, that the taterskins winning is what makes us going through each day a little better. I dont know why, I dont know how, I just know that when the taterskins are winning I feel much better about my every day tasks in life. I feel as though no matter what obstacle I have to overcome I can do it with ease.

This guy takes football a little too seriously for only being a spectator.  I'm happy when the Eagles win and pissed when the lose but what happens on the field does not determine the level of self confidence I have about my ability to deal with life.  

There is no reason why the Skins can't win it all, NO REASON.

I'll give him 2 reasons why they can't:  Mark.  Brunell.

Like I said, I'm 22 and dangerously close to entering the "real world"

MDS is closer to scoring with a lady than this guy is to entering the real world.  

and I have many goals that I have set for myself. Hopefully I will be able to accomplish all of my goals regardless of how the Skins are doing; with hard work, grit and determination (sound familiar), but it would help a lot to have the Skins to provide motivation...and I may even NEED it.

AIDS.  That's what he needs. 

The day I had today is the reason I am prompted to write this. It was one of the worst days I can remember, and I wont get into details, but lets just say anything that could go wrong did, right down to the soda machine taking the last four quarters to my name. I will wake up tomorrow ready to go to battle again and hope it will turn out a little different. But here is where the Skins come into play. I need them to win, I need them to be succesful because if they can accomplish what I feel like is nearly impossible, SO CAN I.

I feel bad about this.  Mostly because his day was not bad enough for him to off himself. 

However, Ive decided we have to take matters into our own hands. It is time for the taterskins to knock off some of the best teams, starting this week with Jacksonville. We, as fans are going to will the Washington taterskins to greatness. As fans we have to eliminate all doubt, all concerns, and trust the taterskins. It sounds hard to do but its not, just have faith in your team. Whether you are going to the game or not, give everything you have as a fan on Sunday, no matter where you are... it will be felt. If you are at the game, give two times what you think you are capable of. Chug more beers, scream louder, clap harder, go crazier than you actually thought you could. Don't have a heart attack, but go so crazy you start to feel your arm go numb. This is our team, this is our time; do something for yourself, your life, your team, and give everything you've got. If you do this....WE will win.

No, you're not going to will them to win.  You're going to watch Jacksonville carve them up like a Thanksgiving Day turkey.  I can only hope he keeps a fully loaded gun nearby and plays a one man game of Russian Roulette during halftime.

If you think Im wrong, do it anyways, but stop and think about it first....The Saints on Monday night, The Giants last year against us, Dale Earnhardt Jr. winning the Daytona 500, the list goes on and on. Wins come when players and fans give all they have, in those cases they were because of events that happened off the field of play, but in our case, this effects every single one of us every single day...so make the taterskins win. The Skins are a part of you.

Did this hick just make a Dale Earnhardt reference and think it's relevant to the game this weekend?  So he's a Skins fan and a NASCAR fan.  Tell me this guy is against smoking in bars and he'll have hit the retard trifecta.

Do not let the Jacksonville Jaguars come into Fed Ex and get a win. Eliminate the ifs, buts, concerns, problems, Mark Brunell, and anything else that causes you to have doubt and tell yourself the Jacksonville Jaguars will not come to our house and knock us off under any circumstances.

This dude needs to eliminate himself.  From life.