2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[Drunkmasterflex]

Man the more I read that putrid crap the more and more I hate the taterskins.  They may soon take over the Cowboys and Steelers on my most hated list.  I love how you all are just mocking them and they just continue to drink it up.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Sassy and the jewboy are going to brainwash themselves if they're not careful.

[Sgt PSN]

Shut up and Praise Gibbs. 

[Drunkmasterflex]

Shut up and Praise Gibbs. 

Nomination for worst post of the year.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Agreed, the punction is all off.  It should read...

"Shut up, and praise Gibbs!"

[Sgt PSN]

Agreed, the punction is all off. It should read...

"Shut up, and praise Gibbs!"

And the punctuation is really jacked up too. 


Sassy luvs him sum increased ticket prices. 

I am genuinely excited about that. No, check that. I'm EXTREMEly excited about the rise in ticket costs. By raising ticket costs, Mr Snyder is actually allowing us, the fans, to play a bigger role in assembling a Super Bowl winning franchise. This is just another example of why Mr Snyder is a saavy and successful businessman. It's all about thinking outside the box.

And even if the Skins don't win the Super Bowl, the fans of whatever team do win it won't feel quite so good about it because they didn't have to spend a lot of money on it. Do you have any idea how hard it is to jump up and down to cheer for your team when your pockets are weighed down with money? But when our Washington taterskins win the big game, we will feel as though we are a part of the team. Infact, I wouldn't be surprised if Mr Snyder allowed us fans to be part of the victory parade......at a cost of course. Gotta start loading up for next year.

[Geowhizzer]

Sassy and the jewboy are going to brainwash themselves if they're not careful.

Not much chance of that with those two. 

[SD_Eagle5]

Sassy luvs him sum increased ticket prices. 

I am genuinely excited about that. No, check that. I'm EXTREMEly excited about the rise in ticket costs. By raising ticket costs, Mr Snyder is actually allowing us, the fans, to play a bigger role in assembling a Super Bowl winning franchise. This is just another example of why Mr Snyder is a saavy and successful businessman. It's all about thinking outside the box.

And even if the Skins don't win the Super Bowl, the fans of whatever team do win it won't feel quite so good about it because they didn't have to spend a lot of money on it. Do you have any idea how hard it is to jump up and down to cheer for your team when your pockets are weighed down with money? But when our Washington taterskins win the big game, we will feel as though we are a part of the team. Infact, I wouldn't be surprised if Mr Snyder allowed us fans to be part of the victory parade......at a cost of course. Gotta start loading up for next year.

That is farging hilarious.

This thread is becoming addictive like crack.

[Beermonkey]

Don't be a homer.

I cannot believe what I am reading here. Having undying and inflappable faith in Coach Gibbs and in this team is not being a homer. It's being a fan.....a passionate, loyal, bleed burgandy and gold till I die, stick a needle in my eye, she's my cherry pie kind of fan. People believe in Jesus and they've never even seen him. Well I've seen Coach Gibbs on Sundays for I don't know how many years so you best darn well believe in Him dang nabbit. I have faith in Coach Gibbs. I have faith in Mr Snyder. I have faith in Coaches Williams and Saunders. I have faith in this team and I have faith in each and every taterskins fan out there.

TOGETHER, WE WILL OVERCOME. WE WILL PERSERVERE. WE WILL OUTLAST. WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS! NOW WHO'S WITH ME?!!?!?!?!??!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO taterskinS!! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!

I literally almost passed out from reading that one over there. 

[SD_Eagle5]

Simmons is a no talent hack. His assession of the Skins is a slap to the face of Mr Snyder, Coach Gibbs, the entire taterskins organization and us fans. Coach Gibbs has proven time and time again that He can win with ANY quarterback. Mark Rypien and Doug Williams weren't even registering as blips on the NFL radar before they were touched by Coach Gibbs angelic hands. Next thing you know they are lighting up the score board in the Super Bowl. Why? Because Coach Gibbs has a plan. He's always had a plan and there's never been any reason to deviate from that plan because it has never not worked for Him. He knows what Brunell is capable of doing and He knows that Brunell is the best quarterback for this system.

I mean, let's be realistic here. Coach Gibbs only needs to tell Mr Snyder what the Skins need and Mr Snyder will go out and get it for him. That's the luxury of having a great owner with deep pockets who isn't afraid to dig to the bottom of them as long as it brings in the best possible player. And if Coach Gibbs wanted a new quarterback then Mr Snyder would have gone out and got him one. I don't care if Coach Gibbs wanted Peyton Manning. Mr Snyder would have bought him from the Colts. And if the Colts didn't want to sell Manning to the Skins then Mr Snyder would have bought the Colts and then arranged a trade because Mr Snyder wants to win almost as bad as Coach Gibbs does. But the reason why that hasn't happened is because Coach Gibbs knows that Manning doesn't have what it takes. Brunell does.....both physically and mentally.

Gibbs

Sassy is on a roll.

[Sgt PSN]

I do what I can. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think you should revive the Brunell Hall-of-Fame discussion.

[MDS]

Nice work, Sassy. This is really shaping up to be on hell of a dorky joke.

[Eagles_Legendz]

Hilarious.  Absolutely comical.

[MDS]

2005 NFC Passer Ratings:
5. Mark Brunell: 85.9
.
7. Donovan McNabb 85.0
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8. Drew Bledsoe 83.7
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10. Eli Manning 75.9

Clearly, Brunnell is the best in the NFC East

No, this wasn't one of us.