2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, February 02, 2006, 09:51:31 AM

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Feva

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

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PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: qwert246 on August 31, 2006, 12:13:29 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 31, 2006, 11:47:24 AM
QuoteI am so psyched about Adam Archuleta as a taterskin now!! Probably the best Safety in the NFL, smart, quick and fassssst. He can do it all on D. I remember that pick against the Titans and returned for an 85 yd. TD----AWSOME!!
YA GOTTA LOVE DEM SKINS!!!!!
link?




:P

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166788

PoopyfaceMcGee

I like some of the responses:

QuoteHe better turn out to be the best safety for what we're paying him.....
QuoteHe's okay....but best safety in the NFL????

You think he's better than Sean Taylor???

And the originator's next post:

QuoteTough call on who's better......... I think they will gel perfectly. This team is loaded, coaching and players. I did try the search thing and could not find any threads on him, but I am new to this site. Any help would be great.

He'll fit right in.

qwert246

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 31, 2006, 12:47:22 PM
Quote from: qwert246 on August 31, 2006, 12:13:29 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 31, 2006, 11:47:24 AM
QuoteI am so psyched about Adam Archuleta as a taterskin now!! Probably the best Safety in the NFL, smart, quick and fassssst. He can do it all on D. I remember that pick against the Titans and returned for an 85 yd. TD----AWSOME!!
YA GOTTA LOVE DEM SKINS!!!!!
link?




:P

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=166788
Wow.  I hope the guy was just masquerading as a fan, being he has only 6 posts.  There are some cooler heads in that thread, btw.  Pretty funny read.

PoopyfaceMcGee


qwert246

Quote from: FFatPatt on August 31, 2006, 01:03:37 PM
Quote from: qwert246 on August 31, 2006, 01:00:21 PM
masquerading

I guess that's the word you wanted to spell-check, eh?
All that crap in the guys post came up.  I especially like Awsome  :P

MDS

Ok. Here we go.

1. The taterskins are, according to Forbes, the most valuble and profitable team in American sports. That is all well and good for Snyder, but nobody else really cares or gives a shtein. But that doesn't stop their idiot fans for proclaiming moral superiority and their undenying allegiance to Synder keen business tactics. Yes, he has the amazing ability to weed every last dollar out of his fans. No, he doesn't have the ability to construct a winning franchise. That makes me happy.

2. The taterskins lost, again, 17-10 to the lethal Baltimore Ravens. Their first team offense made it a wopping 8 yards into Ravens territory, and that vaunted defense let walking injury stint Steve McNair waltz downfield and score. Future hall of famer Jason Campbell was 3/7 for 12 yards. Kyle Boller threw a touchdown. Hey, wait a minute. I forgot. The coaches purposley try to lose and the fact that the taterskins look this atroscious is certainly a mirage. The team is touched. Touched by a coaching angel.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

phattymatty

here's a nice little story about taterskins fans.

i went to the phils-nats game tonight.  played at rfk.  where the skins haven't played in like 8 years or so.  there were a few people wearing skins gear on the train with me, which is standard since it's the same line out to fedex field in maryland.

four people followed us out when we got off at rfk and actually started walking to the stadium until someone informed them that they are not at the football stadium.  (they were wearing skins face paint and all)  a homeless guy told them.

what a bunch of real fans.  and idiots.

PoopyfaceMcGee

At least they could have seen the Washington team win if they'd gone to RFK.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: phattymatty on September 01, 2006, 12:02:26 AM
here's a nice little story about taterskins fans.

i went to the phils-nats game tonight.  played at rfk.  where the skins haven't played in like 8 years or so.  there were a few people wearing skins gear on the train with me, which is standard since it's the same line out to fedex field in maryland.

four people followed us out when we got off at rfk and actually started walking to the stadium until someone informed them that they are not at the football stadium.  (they were wearing skins face paint and all)  a homeless guy told them.

what a bunch of real fans.  and idiots.

That is priceless. :-D

PhillyPhreak54

Quote"This is a reality check. We've got to get it fixed quick. It'll be an uphill battle. I thought we were ready to play. It's kind of shocking. Even if we are vanilla, when we run the ball inside, we should be able to get 4 yards. We need to stop believing what we read in the newspapers and just play ball.'' - taterskins center Casey Rabach, whose team was winless in the preseason and whose starters had been outscored 44-zip before last night's game vs. Baltimore.

Like everyone knows and the ES'ers choose to ignore - they still should be able to move the ball vanilla or not, scheme or no scheme.

PhillyGirl

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 01, 2006, 09:17:35 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on September 01, 2006, 12:02:26 AM
here's a nice little story about taterskins fans.

i went to the phils-nats game tonight.  played at rfk.  where the skins haven't played in like 8 years or so.  there were a few people wearing skins gear on the train with me, which is standard since it's the same line out to fedex field in maryland.

four people followed us out when we got off at rfk and actually started walking to the stadium until someone informed them that they are not at the football stadium.  (they were wearing skins face paint and all)  a homeless guy told them.

what a bunch of real fans.  and idiots.

That is priceless. :-D

yet, oddly enough, I'm not surprised at all.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

ice grillin you

#2637
i cant believe those dumb fargs would paint themselves....like their symbol isnt racist enough the fans have to dress up in redface?

idiot hicks
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PoopyfaceMcGee

Yeah, because their primary concern when getting geared up for a football game should be political correctness.

ice grillin you

it should be unfortunately it isnt...then again they are rednecks from viginia so what do you expect
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous