2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, February 02, 2006, 09:51:31 AM

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Beermonkey

Quote from: General_Failure on April 30, 2006, 11:29:56 PM
I don't believe he has either gender's sexual organs or chromosones.

I have to disagree, Art's an enormous cack.

EJ72

Quote from: General_Failure on April 30, 2006, 11:29:56 PM
I don't believe he has either gender's sexual organs or chromosones.

That would probably explain some things.

PhillyPhreak54

Someone get his e-mail address and send it to OutSports.com.

I'm sure the gays will love to have him writing for their site.

The "touched by a coaching angel" line still angers me because of its ExtremeGayness

Feva

Pointing and Motherfarging laughing.  :-D

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Round 2 is in the books, and we present here the round's most intriguing picks:

BEST PICK
1. Philadelphia Eagles: Winston Justice, T, USC — Justice had the best vertical jump of any lineman at the combine, and he outdid himself at USC's pro day. Yes, cynics will call him a workout warrior and wonder how often offensive linemen are called upon to jump straight up in the air, as high as they can. But Justice is a phenomenal athlete, a major reason for the college success of Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart, and a player who will make Philadelphia better. After the Eagles considered taking him in the first round, they got a steal in the second round.

2. New York Giants: Sinorice Moss, WR, Miami — The Giants love throwing the deep ball, and Moss has the kind of game-breaking speed that will allow them to stretch the field. The brother of taterskins receiver Santana Moss, Sinorice could replace the 31-year-old Amani Toomer in the starting lineup.


WORST PICK
Washington taterskins: Rocky McIntosh, LB, Miami — The taterskins gave up way too much to move into position to select McIntosh with the 35th pick, sending the Jets a second-round pick (53rd overall) and a sixth-round pick (189th overall) plus next year's second-round pick. All for a small linebacker who has trouble fighting off blocks. And McIntosh is the taterskins' only pick on the first day of the draft.

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

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EJ72

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Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 01, 2006, 01:09:23 AM
Someone get his e-mail address and send it to OutSports.com.

I'm sure the gays will love to have him writing for their site.

The "touched by a coaching angel" line still angers me because of its ExtremeGayness

Touched by a coaching angel. =

PhillyPhreak54


Beermonkey


MURP


PhillyPhanInDC

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on May 01, 2006, 11:14:53 AM
Holy shtein. Where did you find that?

I think he made it.  BM has some decent p-chop skills.

Beermonkey


MDS

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that may have been the funniest thing in the history of this lame board. i am still laughing. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

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PhillyPhanInDC

Someone with an ExtremeSkins.com account needs to post that, then hyperlink to the post here with teh quickness.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Um, no.  You really want more of those douches registering here?