2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 22, 2006, 10:54:35 AM

Quote from: phattymatty on March 22, 2006, 10:38:05 AM
i'd take garcia over any one of the QBs on their roster.

That's exactly what I had just said, copier copy guy.

MadMarchHare · March 22, 2006, 02:50:27 PM

Quote from: MDS on March 22, 2006, 09:56:41 AM
Full post for the #1 homer:

QuoteI'm not sure what's wrong with some of you, but, I'd be estatic if Brooks were to be available here. Now, I don't see it given we appear to be set at this spot, but, Brooks is the kind of bridge player you could use if Campbell fails and Brunell is hurt that Collins may not be.

Let's just sign an expensive 4th QB in case one of crappy 3 get hurt! Who cares about other needs and the draft!

Do they even have any draft picks this year?

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 22, 2006, 04:01:09 PM

The skins will really miss having Tags at the helm of the NFL.

Quotetaterskins | Team still under the salary cap
Tue, 21 Mar 2006 22:44:46 -0800

David Elfin, of the Washington Times, reports after numerous signings and contract changes, the Washington taterskins' salary cap number is at $97.574 million, leaving $4.426 million to spend on signing their draft picks and filling other needs.

MDS · March 22, 2006, 04:09:08 PM

ATV · March 23, 2006, 01:38:50 AM

"Sean just called me and asked me if it's OK to take his johnson out of your mouth".

I guess a guy sporting an avatar of Jeff Garcia should know all about this.

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 23, 2006, 06:31:21 AM

Quote from: ATV on March 23, 2006, 01:38:50 AM
I guess a guy sporting an avatar of Jeff Garcia should know all about this.

Oh! Zing!

P.S. Jeff Garcia may be a 36-year-old homosexual, but his girlfriend's hotter than Archuleta's and he is better than all of the QB's on the taterskins roster.

phattymatty · March 23, 2006, 10:45:48 AM

Our buddy Sean Taylor, at the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center.

rjs246 · March 23, 2006, 10:47:12 AM

Hey I've spent the night there...

PhillyGirl · March 23, 2006, 10:51:02 AM

Wasnt that pic from when he got arrested? I remember it being posted on here back then.

rjs246 · March 23, 2006, 10:55:12 AM

I am literally giddy at the idea of that dude being sent to prison. Too good to be true. I won't even let myself consider it a realistic option because I would be so goddamned disappointed if it didn't happen.

PhillyGirl · March 23, 2006, 10:57:07 AM

Quote from: rjs246 on March 23, 2006, 10:55:12 AM
I am literally giddy at the idea of that dude being sent to prison. Too good to be true. I won't even let myself consider it a realistic option because I would be so goddamned disappointed if it didn't happen.

I concur.

SunMo · March 23, 2006, 10:58:06 AM

Quote from: rjs246 on March 23, 2006, 10:55:12 AM
I am literally giddy at the idea of that dude being sent to prison. Too good to be true. I won't even let myself consider it a realistic option because I would be so goddamned disappointed if it didn't happen.

that's a good plan, because he's not going to prison

rjs246 · March 23, 2006, 11:16:26 AM

Are you trying to make me cry? Big meanie.

SunMo · March 23, 2006, 11:32:26 AM

is it working?

Mad-Lad · March 23, 2006, 11:33:37 AM

I must say. Having your belongings given back to you in a ziploc bag when being released is embarrasing as all hell. Especially when you can't take anything out until you get outside. Getting dressed in public sucks.

farging Chicago cops.