2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, February 02, 2006, 09:51:31 AM

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PhillyPhreak54

And no one can tape up a facemask like him either. He's great at that. And hocking big ol' chunks of snot at guys.

PhillyPhanInDC

Don Banks' "Winners and Losers". Surprise, the Skins are ranked fourth overall in terms of losers.  :yay

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4. Washington: The taterskins were saved from salary-cap hell by the new CBA extension, which freed up another $7 million-plus of cap space, allowing them to avoid having to dismantle their roster. So what do they do? Rush right out and get themselves mortgaged back up to the gills, tossing out a staggering $31.8 million, six-year contract to the Rams' Adam Archuleta, making him the richest safety in NFL history.

Receiver Antwaan Randle El and linebacker Andre Carter also got hefty deals, and Washington opted to send both a third- and fourth-round pick to San Francisco in exchange for inconsistent receiver Brandon Lloyd. Even reserve tight end Fauria and backup quarterback Todd Collins got in on the money train.

The taterskins' set-the-market contracts are bound to catch up to them one day. My guess is it'll be after head coach Joe Gibbs calls it a career for a second time, in a year or two.

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

MDS

the media hates the skins. they are out to get them. wah wah wah wah
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Feva

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 21, 2006, 03:53:04 PM
Spadaro said he's hearing "scuttlebutt" that Sean Taylor will have to serve *significant* jail time.

Too good to be true?  Probably, but... we can still pray.



holy shtein that would be incredible...but good god spads shut the hell up...you are getting no inside info as to whether taylor will spend time in jail...hes not pleaing to time and the trial is still weeks away


btw rjs you may hate hime as do i...but sean taylor does not suck...im sure ill get murdered for saying this but hes better right now than brian dawkins ever was and he has the potential to go down as the best all time nfl safety...hes really that good

It's really not that crazy of an argument, but I disagree as well.  While his freakish ability definitely gives him a physical advantage over Dawk right now... I agree with rjs in that his coverage abilities leave a good deal to be desired... all things equal, Dawkins is still a better all around safety IMO.  Also, Taylor to this point has shown the exact opposite of the focus he needs to turn that physical ability into a career that would put him up with or at the top of the best safeties of all time.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

ice grillin you

Also, Taylor to this point has shown the exact opposite of the focus he needs to turn that physical ability into a career that would put him up with or at the top of the best safeties of all time.

this is true...lets hope he ends up in a really bad place
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Feva

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 22, 2006, 08:05:36 AM

this is true...lets hope he ends up in a really bad place

Cell block D rooming with "Icepick" sounds good to me.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

MDS

Some idiot over there said Aaron Brooks is in town for a visit. Despite the fact that it's not true, all the homers have convinced themselves that getting another QB would be a great move. Art said he would be "ecstatic."
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Seriously?

For Aaron Brooks?

Brunell
Brooks
Campbell
Collins

I hope they get Brooks. That would be effin awesome.

PhillyGirl

Quote from: MDS on March 22, 2006, 09:32:48 AM
Some idiot over there said Aaron Brooks is in town for a visit. Despite the fact that it's not true, all the homers have convinced themselves that getting another QB would be a great move. Art said he would be "ecstatic."

But wait, Jason Campbell is the answer!
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

MDS

Full post for the #1 homer:

QuoteI'm not sure what's wrong with some of you, but, I'd be estatic if Brooks were to be available here. Now, I don't see it given we appear to be set at this spot, but, Brooks is the kind of bridge player you could use if Campbell fails and Brunell is hurt that Collins may not be.

Let's just sign an expensive 4th QB in case one of crappy 3 get hurt! Who cares about other needs and the draft!
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

I hope they do sign Brooks.

For real.

That bum would be awesome there.

PoopyfaceMcGee

I would love for the taterskins to carry 4 QB's no better than the Eagles #2 QB.

phattymatty

i'd take garcia over any one of the QBs on their roster.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Feva

Quote from: phattymatty on March 22, 2006, 10:38:05 AM
i'd take garcia over any one of the QBs on their roster.
Quote from: rjs246 on March 22, 2006, 10:42:21 AM
In a heartbeat, Phatty.

You guys are crazy!  You'd take a 36 year old multiple pro bowler over an obvious stud who's the future of the Skins franchise even though he's never taken an NFL snap and had only one productive collegiate season?


You guys just don't know football... and that's straight from our Lord savior Joseph Gibbs.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews