2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[Feva]

Tick, tock... tick, tock... tick, tock...

[Rome]

I honestly don't know which is worse: Negadelphians or taterskin Kool Aid Drinkers.

[Geowhizzer]

[PhillyPhreak54]

Now Schefter says the Skins are in deep shtein.

But I'm sure the Skins fans will be wanting to eat his young for saying that. Everything is fine! No we'll be ok because Danny says it is.

[Feva]

Now Schefter says the Skins are in deep shtein.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I've got three words for the media haters......Just Bring It. We'll be just fine

Odds they admit they were wrong about the taterskins tomorrow???

[Beermonkey]

I have something special in store for those cacks if the Skins do indeed purge.

I got about 3 hours sleep last night & won't make it past 12:00. While skins fans meltdown (god willing), I know my sleep will be filled with peaceful dreams like this:

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Is there a dude bodyboarding behind Snyder there? Hell is the shtein!

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

I'm going to go take a nap now. Going to put the alarm across the room so I have to get up. 2.5 hour nap and I too will be dreaming of the taterskins getting farged.

[Bigskinbauer]

HERE COMES CAP HELL! WE have awaited it for 5 years   O shtein They will cut patrick and WALT HARRIS!! farg NO! I said farg NO!! ANYONE BUT WALT! i can't take this shtein! IF we don't get under the cap Snyder willl get fined.  I can't let snyder get fined! HOW WILL the farg WILL HE FEED HIS FAMILY!?!!1!?!?! 



- i am upset that football is going down the shteinzer though

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Your team has played Russian Roulette with the salary cap for years, BSB.  Whether you like it or not.

[Bigskinbauer]

Just so you know.

Extremeskins 'press release'


ASHBURN, VA – Three-time Pro Bowler LaVar Arrington of the Washington taterskins has reached an agreement with the team, with the assistance of his agents Carl and Kevin Poston, to become a free agent and provide the taterskins with much-needed salary cap relief.

Head Coach Joe Gibbs will be available to the media at noon Monday, March 5 in the media room at taterskins Park.
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He is giving the skins 4 million so we will release him.  this helps the skins big time interms of the cap

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sweet.

If ES hadn't crashd I would go see hwat the pricks are sayin

[SD_Eagle5]

Wonder how much of the $12 million his deal will alleviate. I'm guessing he agreed to restructure for his release.

[Bigskinbauer]

he signed a check for 4 million.  That is 10 million in savings and 6. something million in penalties so around 3.5 million i guess and then i think the team gets another 6 at june.  i don't think anyone really knows just yet.. 'mort' just said the numbers but tommorrow at noon is the last time he will be a skin.   After all that farging complaining he just gives back the money. 


He can't restructure until the CBA is reached... I don't know what the farg is going on but we will know just about everything in tommorrow.  I am sure the Washington post will have something within the hour.