2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[phillymic2000]

The real moral is "If you're rich and can't keep your cool when surrounded by people who STRONGLY dislike your son and your son's team, don't sit with blue collared folk because if you start some shtein your ass is gonna get sued with the quickness."

First rule of acting tough: Don't fight someone when you've got more to lose than they do.

Ain't that the truth.

[ice grillin you]

I thought the moral was if you're gonna throw beer, prepare to get popped

moral would be dont pop a head that didnt throw the beer...the sow didnt go after the guy with the popeye forearms...she suckered a woman

the real pusses here are all the cats that were with pig portis who didnt do ish...if im clinton im like moms shouldnt have to be doin that...where the hell were yous

[mooby]

I like that Portis says in public right off the bat that his moms did hit the woman.  Nothing like farging up her defense right off the bat.  WTG, you stupid freak.

i also love that he said that right after the game, not this past week.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I like that Portis says in public right off the bat that his moms did hit the woman.  Nothing like farging up her defense right off the bat.  WTG, you stupid freak.

i also love that he said that right after the game, not this past week.

Which is why in the quote he says "right of the bat", which also means, right away, or as soon as one can after an incident. Tard.

[Feva]

Reading is fundamental.

[qwert246]

I thought the moral was if you're gonna throw beer, prepare to get popped

moral would be dont pop a head that didnt throw the beer...the sow didnt go after the guy with the popeye forearms...she suckered a woman

the real pusses here are all the cats that were with pig portis who didnt do ish...if im clinton im like moms shouldnt have to be doin that...where the hell were yous

Go drink your malt liquor and gm. 
This post needs more slang.

[Rome]

So, Portis's birthpipe assaults another fan who was nothing more than an innocent bystander yet somehow, the girl deserved it because that funhole got some beer tossed on her?

I see.   

I hope they give the girl $150K and I hope Portis has to sell both of the stillupfronty earrings he wears to pay it off.

[LBIggle]

I like that Portis says in public right off the bat that his moms did hit the woman.  Nothing like farging up her defense right off the bat.  WTG, you stupid freak.

i also love that he said that right after the game, not this past week.

I thought the moral was if you're gonna throw beer, prepare to get popped

moral would be dont pop a head that didnt throw the beer...the sow didnt go after the guy with the popeye forearms...she suckered a woman

the real pusses here are all the cats that were with pig portis who didnt do ish...if im clinton im like moms shouldnt have to be doin that...where the hell were yous

Go drink your malt liquor and gm.
This post needs more slang.

way to change the subject.  ADD to go with retardation?  since were on the topic of lawsuits, you should file one against your mom... for having you.

[Sgt PSN]

since were on the topic of lawsuits, you should file one against your mom... for having you.

I would sue the Dr.  Surely there's a malpractice suit that covers the unwanted birth of taterskin's fans. 

[Beermonkey]

  taterskins fans logic:

Booing>simple & aggravated assault

[SD_Eagle5]

link

Amid Labor Deal Uncertainty, taterskins Face Payroll Cuts

By Jason La Canfora
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, February 25, 2006; Page E03

The Washington taterskins have less than a week to trim about $20 million from the payroll to come in under the 2006 salary cap, a task made more difficult by the uncertainty over the future of the collective bargaining agreement between the NFL and its players' union.

Without an extension to the agreement, the taterskins face several complicated contract renegotiations to comply with the salary cap by next Friday, the official start of the free agency signing period.

The taterskins have about $114 million dedicated to the 2006 salary cap, which is projected to be set at about $95 million per team. They have made little progress in trimming contracts to get under the limit, according to league sources and agents involved in such talks with the team.

The taterskins are trying to trade backup quarterback Patrick Ramsey, according to a source with direct knowledge of the situation, with the New York Jets and Miami Dolphins expressing interest in him. But the team has had no recent discussions with linebacker LaVar Arrington, who will cost the team $12 million against the cap in 2006, sources said. It also has made no headway toward reworking the contracts of tackle Jon Jansen, quarterback Mark Brunell and guard Randy Thomas, all of whom have base salaries of $3.5 million or more.

Talks with the agents for many of those players are expected to occur this weekend at the NFL scouting combine in Indianapolis.

League and players' union officials have been meeting this week in Indianapolis in an effort to reach agreement on an extension of the collective bargaining agreement. Some in the league believe the deadline for compliance with the salary cap could be extended beyond next Friday for a week or two if the sides are close to a deal.

In the past, the taterskins have converted bonuses and restructured salaries to come in under the cap. But the lack of a collective bargaining extension triggers new provisions that could force Washington to restructure salaries wholesale and possibly to cut players it would prefer to keep. The unresolved talks between the league and union have created other uncertainties that limit the taterskins' ability to sign their own free agents -- namely safety Ryan Clark, defensive end Demetric Evans and tight end Robert Royal -- and could affect its ability to sign outside free agents.

"Everything is on hold right now," said agent Rick Smith, who represents Jansen and Royal. "The taterskins are waiting for the league to give them some direction on if there's going to be an extension to the CBA or not, and that presents two very different scenarios. They're in a really tough, tough position right now."

A telephone message for taterskins vice president of football operations Vinny Cerrato seeking comment for this story was not returned.

Smith noted that every NFL team is facing the same issues as the taterskins because of the league's labor uncertainty. Washington's problems are magnified, however, because of how much it is over the salary cap and the way it has structured contracts in recent years. "Right now, the [lack of a] CBA [extension] is whipping their backside," said one agent who has held several discussions with taterskins director of football administration Eric Schaffer.
The taterskins are expected to release defensive backs Matt Bowen and Walt Harris, tackle Brandon Noble and center Cory Raymer, which would create about $7 million in cap space. They also are expected to trade Ramsey (for draft picks) and cut place kicker John Hall, which would free up $3.2 million more. Defensive end Renaldo Wynn and wide receivers James Thrash and Taylor Jacobs could be sacrificed as well.

Even those moves would leave the team about $10 million over the cap, and that is where the restructurings come in. With a collective bargaining extension, the team could convert base salary to bonuses for Jansen and Brunell, and save another $5 million by spreading those bonuses over several years. The lack of an extension would make this much more difficult.

Some in the NFL believe taterskins owner Daniel Snyder is particularly torn by the collective bargaining impasse. Snyder needs a new labor deal to ease the team's cap issues in 2006. But he also has spent heavily on free agents in the past and, if an extension is not completed, there would be no salary cap in 2007. That would allow him to spend as lavishly as he likes on new players.

Snyder also is at the vanguard of a movement by some owners to protect more of their locally generated revenue from the league's revenue-sharing program -- an issue that has divided NFL owners. But his need for an extension of the collective bargaining agreement in the short term could temper his aggressiveness in pushing that platform.


Following from kffl.com
taterskins | Team working to trim salary cap
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:39:21 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins have less than a week to trim about $20 million from the payroll to come in under the 2006 salary cap. The taterskins have about $114 million dedicated to the 2006 salary cap, which is projected to be set at about $95 million per team.

taterskins | Team could release Jacobs
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:54:15 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins could release WR Taylor Jacobs in a salary cap related move.


taterskins | Team could release Thrash
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:53:42 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins could release WR James Thrash in a salary cap related move.


taterskins | Team could release Wynn
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:52:58 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins could release DE Renaldo Wynn in a salary cap related move.


taterskins | Team expected to release Hall
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:52:14 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins are expected to release PK John Hall in a salary cap related move.

taterskins | Team expected to release Raymer
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:51:18 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins are expected to release OC Cory Raymer in a salary cap related move.


taterskins | Team expected to release Noble
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:50:41 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins are expected to release DT Brandon Noble in a salary cap related move.


taterskins | Team expected to release Harris
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:50:06 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins are expected to release CB Walt Harris in a salary cap related move.


taterskins | Team expected to release Bowen
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:48:38 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins are expected to release S Matt Bowen in a salary cap related move.


taterskins | Team has made no progress with Thomas
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:48:03 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins have made no progress in their attempt to restructure the contract of OL Randy Thomas.


taterskins | Team has made no progress with Brunell
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:47:19 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins have made no progress in their attempt to restructure the contract of QB Mark Brunell.


taterskins | Team has made no progress with Jansen
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:46:20 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins have made no progress in their attempt to restructure the contract of OT Jon Jansen.


taterskins | Team has had no recent talks with Arrington
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:45:15 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins have had no recent discussions with LB LaVar Arrington, who will cost the team $12 million against the cap in 2006, sources said.


taterskins | Trying to trade Ramsey
Fri, 24 Feb 2006 20:44:02 -0800

The Washington Post reports the Washington taterskins are trying to trade QB Patrick Ramsey. Two teams that have been mentioned as potential suitors are the New York Jets and Miami Dolphins.

[SD_Eagle5]

Gibbs on NFL channel:

-Likes their QB situation
-Excited about Al Saunders. Saunders will call the plays
-Wants to keep everyone together

Gibb's interviews are about as exciting as Reid's are.

[MadMarchHare]

Holy crap, that's piss your pants funny.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Bu...bu...but the Skins fans tell us that every player will restructure because they love Gibbs and Washington and that they'll be Ok and won;t have to cut any good players.

[MDS]

rumor going around on ES saying portis is gonna be on the cover of madden 2007. some poster said his friend told him and then he went to EB games and recieved verification. it must be true!