2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[MDS]

I'm begging you guys. Please please please stop posting Art's nonsense over here. The shtein he types on that site is infuriating. My inability to respond to him is more than I can handle. I actually tried ot log into that goddamned site yesterday to lambast his nonsense, but oddly enough StinkNugget is still banned. more's the pity...

no. its funny and if it pisses you off, even more a reason to do it.

[ice grillin you]

theres nothing funny about it...its as sickening as it gets...i for real wanna physically hurt that guy

[SunMo]

which would be more entertaining?  being at the Super Bowl when the Eagles win, or sitting at Art's hospital bed while he slowly dies of cancer?

[ice grillin you]

art dead by far

because if the eagles won the sb all youd hear from art is 3>1

[Feva]

You understand, do you not, that the cap situation is fine for us if the cap persists, and for years, we've laughed at you dimwits who suggested we'd ever be hurt under the existing rules of play. Now that those rules may change you suggest you were right all along, yet, it simply shows how you've always been wrong.

The faith in Snyder comes from the only place that matters. Our shared reality.

Snyder has been an exceptional owner because smart people understand his role as an owner is to bring the best people possible to the organization, give them the space they need to do what they think will work, and provide the organization facilities others can't match.

No owner, Snyder or otherwise, is graded on wins and losses. No owner, Snyder or otherwise, has a win-loss record. Head coaches do. Coaches are graded on that. They are graded harshly on that if they tell their owner they need certain things to succeed, they are given those things, and they fail.

Snyder does what owners are supposed to do. He provides the finances to be successful. He hires coaches who are uniformly deemed to be high class. He provides the financial resources necessary to avoid any serious cap consequences other teams so routinely run into.

From a faith standpoint, we only have a reason to have faith given all Snyder has proven he does well as an owner

Baghdad Art at it again.

Straight up and down... if I ever murder anyone... remind me to hire this waste of life as my attorney.  This guy spins better than I ever thought posible.

[ice grillin you]

What happens if a team doesn't comply with the salary cap?

No team has ever gone over the salary cap, so this is a bit of an unknown. Could Commissioner Paul Tagliabue penalize a team with draft picks? Or fines? With some teams in dire cap shape, we could find out sooner rather than later. The Washington taterskins are one team to watch in this regard, since some other clubs which have studied the taterskins' cap closely have suggested Washington cannot mathematically get into compliance.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

They have so much money tied up in pro-rated signing bonuses that they continually push off from year to year, and now they're getting farged hard because they can't re-extend the hit of these bonuses over 7 years anymore.

Pointing.... and laughing.

[SunMo]

suggested Washington cannot mathematically get into compliance.

i truely hope so.

[Wingspan]

There's $21.4m of savings, which would result in the Skins being nearly $1m under a $95m.

what about signing players to replace the guys who would be cut... or signing the draft picks?

not only that...what about the regulars who are free agents that arent even figured into all of this?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Good thing the Skins don't have a first-round pick.  They couldn't afford it anyway.

[Feva]

NFL = Earth
Salary Cap = Asteroid
taterskins = Ground Zero


Pointing and motherfarging laughing. 

[Bigskinbauer]

Brunell restructured saving the skins 1.7 million.  The scenerio by that guy had brunell saving the team only 1 million so that is .7 more.  Portis has restructured too.  i don't know for how much but it is a "sizeable roster bonus"

The skins must be under the cap by tonight but they will be able to cut lavar in june for 6.5 million in savings. 

ESPN
"Mark and other team members have worked cooperatively with us in renegotiations, approaching the matter like the veterans and team leaders that they are," coach Joe Gibbs said Wednesday.

[phattymatty]

thats wonderful.  thanks for sharing.

[ice grillin you]

so that is .7 more

art?

[rjs246]

Are the skins really trying to rework the contracts of that many players? Jesus. What a clusterfarg.